The Sad but True Pictures Thread, pt. 2

[sharkey]

A friend is 160 to 200 pounds of protien.

 

[fullmetaljesus]

My room was the one on the left, parents on the right.

Left and right?

 

[2A_Tom]

A friend is 160 to 200 pounds of protien.

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THE YARN OF THE "NANCY BELL."​

'Twas on the shores that round our coast From Deal to Ramsgate span,That I found alone, on a piece of stone, An elderly naval man.

His hair was weedy, his beard was long, And weedy and long was he, And I heard this wight on the shore recite, In a singular minor key:

"Oh, I am a cook and a captain bold, And the mate of the Nancy brig, And a bo'sun tight, and a midshipmite, And the crew of the captain's gig."

And he shook his fists and he tore his hair. Till I really felt afraid; For I couldn't help thinking the man had been drinking, And so I simply said:

"Oh, elderly man it's little I knowOf the duties of men of the sea, And I'll eat my hand if I understandHow you can possibly be

"At once a cook, and a captain bold, And the mate of the Nancy brig, And a bo'sun tight and a midshipmite, And the crew of the captain's gig."

Then he gave a hitch to his trousers, whichIs a trick all seamen larn, And having got rid of a thumping quid, He spun this painful yarn:

"'Twas in the good ship Nancy Bell That we sailed to the Indian sea, And there on a reef we come to grief, Which has often occurred to me.

"And pretty nigh all o' the crew was drowned (There was seventy-seven o' soul), And only ten of the Nancy's menSaid 'Here!' to the muster roll.

"There was me and the cook and the captain bold, And the mate of the Nancy brig, And the bo'sun tight and a midshipmite, And the crew of the captain's gig.

"For a month we'd neither wittles nor drink, Till a-hungry we did feel, So, we drawed a lot, and, accordin' shot The captain for our meal.

"The next lot fell to the Nancy's mate, And a delicate dish he made; Then our appetite with the midshipmite We seven survivors stayed.

"And then we murdered the bo'sun tight, And he much resembled pig; Then we wittled free, did the cook and me, On the crew of the captain's gig.

"Then only the cook and me was left, And the delicate question, 'Which Of us two goes to the kettle?' arose, And we argued it out as sich.

"For I loved that cook as a brother, I did, And the cook he worshipped me; But we'd both be blowed if we'd either be stowedIn the other chap's hold, you see.

"'I'll be eat if you dines off me,' says Tom,'Yes, that,' says I, 'you'll be,'—'I'm boiled if I die, my friend,' quoth I, And 'Exactly so,' quoth he.

"Says he, 'Dear James, to murder me Were a foolish thing to do, For don't you see that you can't cook me, While I can—and will—cook you!'

"So, he boils the water, and takes the salt And the pepper in portions true (Which he never forgot), and some chopped shalot, And some sage and parsley too.

"'Come here,' says he, with a proper pride,Which his smiling features tell, "T will soothing be if I let you see, How extremely nice you'll smell,'

"And he stirred it round and round and round,And he sniffed the foaming froth; When I ups with his heels, and smothers his squealsIn the scum of the boiling broth.

"And I eat that cook in a week or less, And—as I eating beThe last of his chops, why I almost drops, For a wessel in sight I see.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

 

[Magyars]

 

[Drewski]

 

[daddyusmaximus]

Property Tax is one of the worst types of theft the government has ever done.

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

 

[ChristianPatriot]

 

[daddyusmaximus]

A friend shared this today. It's disturbing as all hell.

It's a couple years old, and for some reason people are circulating it today (to get a reaction no doubt) but it should NEVER have been published.




They are doing their level best to poke the bear. There are 10s of thousands of highly trained patriots out there that just want to be left alone to live in freedom, but if this crap keeps up, they're probably gonna show these idiots just how high the stakes really are. The war on veterans continues. It has, in fact, been ramped up, as many are now classified as "white supremacists".

 

[actaeon277]

Well, when the media used to be beaten for telling the truth.
And the "powers" would go after them.
And the criminals.

But now, they are celebrated for telling lies
The are celebrated by both criminals and the "powers"

 

[Doug]

CNN has no interest in protecting anything but the Democrat party.

 

[JCSR]

 

[Ruger_Ronin]

 

[daddyusmaximus]

So glad that's over...

Wait, what?

More lies? Still? Really?