Pro tip: You answer D when you notice her designer purse is new.
ETA: the correct answer when she hasn’t recently purchased a $500 purse, “What? This old thing? I’ve had this gun for years. It just looks new because I had it refinished.”
Warning: adult couple humor and mild language. If I could sing I’d totally annoy my wife like that.
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