The best advice you were ever given.

[mike45]

Some friends and I were talking. The topic of advice came up. Everyone told some of the advice they had received over the years. I won't spill their comments. I have two that I'll share.
1 Don't pay interest on your daily driver, if it aint makin you money buy what you can afford.
2 Find a girlfriend that looks at you like a girl looks at her new puppy on her tenth birthday.

I know this thread will go off the rails but maybe some of the advice will be helpful.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Not all hills are worth dying on. Pick your battles accordingly.

 

[Cavman]

Ya can't turn a ho into a housewife

 

[tim87tr]

Had a friend send me this recently. Haven't read Art of War yet.​

"If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by.”​

― Sun Tzu

 

[JCSR]

When in doubt, pull out. Good advice in many situations.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Ya can't turn a ho into a housewife

on a related note, dont stick your _____ in crazy.
(several years ago here before becoming a mod I actually got a 3 day timeout for blurting this out and not censoring myself LOL)

 

[KellyinAvon]

Be on time, don't do drugs.

 

[spencer rifle]

Pusheth not thy luck.

You can’t control what the market does or what decisions your fund managers will make, but you can control how much you pay them. Focus on expense ratios.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Be on time, don't do drugs.

On a related note. On time is 15 minutes early. If you are "on time", showing up at the exact time of the event, you are late.

 

[Ark]

Nicest thing anyone ever did for me was talk me out of going to law school.

 

[rudyman]

When you find yourself in a hole quit diggin.

 

[Michigan Slim]

Don't tell a woman your last name or show her where you live. Sorry dad. Screwed the pooch on that one.

Don't ignore the fat chicks -they try harder.

 

[model1994]

your mouth is your own worst enemy

 

[MrSmitty]

Go out and see the world, before you settle down…..advice from my mom right before I joined the Air Force

 

[Cameramonkey]

your mouth is your own worst enemy

And just because you have the right to remain silent, some people lack that ability.

 

[Wolfhound]

When you are 18 you think you know everything. You spend the rest of your life finding out that you don’t.

 

[flatlander]

STFU and be nice

 

[littletommy]

Act like you’ve got some damn sense, boy!

 

[KokomoDave]

Don't quit your day job...

 

[daddyusmaximus]

You don't tug on Superman's cape.
You don't spit into the wind.
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger,
and you don't mess around with Jim.