Tactical Theory of Relativity

[indianajoe]

If Einstein had lived long enough to train with Travis Haley, we might have one day seen a "tactical theory of relativity." Some of the theorems might have included:

• As you approach the speed of light, the slower your OODA loop runs
• You can't simultaneously know a fobbit's position and its momentum
• The speed of "Oscar Mike" is the same for all observers

Any others?