Strippers

[sepe]

The best of both worlds

You'd think Zombies and Strippers would = good movie. It doesn't.

 

[kawtech87]

So I notice one of the zombie strippers has fake boobs.

What kind of doctor puts fake boobs on an undead stripper?

 

[acase20]

waste of money....or is it....

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

tried to take a stripper fishing once, but she must not have thought i knew what lures to use. when i asked if she wanted to come along, she said i needed to go home and master bait instead.

and p.s. zombie strippers was one of the worst movies i've managed to watch from start to finish.

 

[jfed85]

Hmm, they are typically not very smart, drug addicted, and have low self esteem. They arent very cute 75% of the time. Hot dog and hallway comes to mind. But, in any event, they sure are fun to watch arent they? Besides, they have to feed their fatherless children somehow.

If by chance any strippers are reading this, the above still holds true and I dont not feel sorry for you or your daddy issues.

 

[fuzzbawl]

 

[kawtech87]

Hmm, they are typically not very smart, drug addicted, and have low self esteem. They arent very cute 75% of the time. Hot dog and hallway comes to mind. But, in any event, they sure are fun to watch arent they? Besides, they have to feed their fatherless children somehow.

If by chance any strippers are reading this, the above still holds true and I dont not feel sorry for you or your daddy issues.

Youve never been to Vegas have you? GOOD LORD the girls out there!!!


I mean..... uh.... never been there either..wouldnt know, nevermind this post.

 

[EvilBlackGun]

Don't be fooled:

This is a lurking "joke of the day" thread using alternate meanings of SOME words. EBG

I knew this thread would be good, just wasnt sure how good.

 

[EvilBlackGun]

What do you call ...

... a bass guitarist who just had his stripper girlfriend kick him out ??
5
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0..... Homeless. Ba-dubb - bing!

All I know is that without them, rock musicians would be homeless..

 

[EvilBlackGun]

Oowww!

My God! my POLE !!!

 

[jsharmon7]

Just make sure to have cash, I tried to swipe a credit card once and it did NOT go well.

 

[paddling_man]

Well, if PM is "for them," I would just get a dirty look from Mrs. PM.

If PM is "against them," then both PM and the stripper better learn to duck if Mrs PM is within pitching range. (In the South, that would be "agin 'em."

Anyway, if you're against them, you get all that glitter and the smell of that lotion/perfume on you. That lotion/perfume. It's the same in every State! Is there some tata-bar version of the Avon lady that has the market cornered? Does she sell them the shoes with goldfish in the heels too?

Can I get a car air freshener in that scent?

Imagine, right next to Pina Colada and New Car Smell: Fresh Stripper.


Yeah, Fresh and Stripper might be an oxymoron.

 

[paddling_man]

Just make sure to have cash, I tried to swipe a credit card once and it did NOT go well.

It probably went over better than those Sacajawea $1 coins I had.

 

[sepe]

Well, if PM is "for them," I would just get a dirty look from Mrs. PM.

If PM is "against them," then both PM and the stripper better learn to duck if Mrs PM is within pitching range. (In the South, that would be "agin 'em."

Anyway, if you're against them, you get all that glitter and the smell of that lotion/perfume on you. That lotion/perfume. It's the same in every State! Is there some tata-bar version of the Avon lady that has the market cornered? Does she sell them the shoes with goldfish in the heels too?

Can I get a car air freshener in that scent?

Imagine, right next to Pina Colada and New Car Smell: Fresh Stripper.


Yeah, Fresh and Stripper might be an oxymoron.

I asked what the scent was at a few clubs and the answers were "Victoria's Secret Cotton Candy", "Victoria's Secret Vanilla Lotion", and "Shame".

Don't say I never did anything for ya...STRIPPER SCENT PREMIUM ODOR NEUTRALIZER AND AIR FRESHENER SMELL OF SUCCESS

 

[sepe]

It probably went over better than those Sacajawea $1 coins I had.

You were being generous. I've used rolls of pennies and coupons. The coupons were from Arby's so they would be saving a decent bit of money. It wasn't like I gave them coupons for Rally's or White Castle.

 

[GunSlinger]

Just make sure to have cash, I tried to swipe a credit card once and it did NOT go well.

I know what you mean. She wasn't particulary happy about it until my card was approved...I've got good credit.

 

[Stschil]

I know what you mean. She wasn't particulary happy about it until my card was approved...I've got good credit.

My policy has always been, if she can hide the credit card machine, she's not getting my money.

Now I can say I posted in this thread....

 

[Kirk Freeman]

The coupons were from Arby's so they would be saving a decent bit of money.

Good for you for giving them Arby's coupons because Arby's is the only restaurant available on one's drive home from work in Indiana.

 

[churchmouse]

So many things I could add but nothing that I can.

 

[CTC B4Z]

after last night... Im for them