Solar storm made me sterile.

[LeeStreet]

I'm sure the solar storm made me sterile because of the radiation, now I'm shooting blanks. Who can I sue ?

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

It's George Bush's fault!

 

[jmiller676]

And the Tea Party's

 

[Scutter01]

Sue these guys:

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[Mr Evilwrench]

I always considered that to be an advantage.

 

[femurphy77]

I always considered that to be an advantage.

Yeah really, you should be asking who to thank!!!

 

[Bunnykid68]

I'm sure the solar storm made me sterile because of the radiation, now I'm shooting blanks. Who can I sue ?

Damn, I paid a urologists for that.

 

[Archbishop]

Sue God.

 

[jdude]

I think it had something to do with your Capacitor.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Did you pee on the electric fence again??? I told you to stop that!

 

[sepe]

I'd start with Al Gore and go down the line.

 

[cobber]

Tinfoil would've prevented that.

 

[mmills50]

Tin foil jock strap?

 

[Stschil]

Tin foil jock strap?

 

[hoosierdoc]

I saw a guy who smoked Marijuana and had two young kids. I told him to stop doing that as he was taking care of two kids. He said his wife wouldn't let him stop smoking pot because she didn't want to get pregnant. At this point I just had to ask a follow-up question... He said since marijuana lowers sperm count (who knows if true), she wants him to keep smoking so she won't get pregnant. I hated to burst his bubble.

 

[concrete dog]

Damn, I paid a urologists for that.

Darn! me to,I should have waited a few years and saved $900. Then I could have bought another gun

 

[threefiftyfour]

Darn! me to,I should have waited a few years and saved $900. Then I could have bought another gun

instead, you paid $900 to have your gun "broken"

 

[concrete dog]

instead, you paid $900 to have your gun "broken"

lol never thought about it like that!

 

[Bunnykid68]

instead, you paid $900 to have your gun "broken"

The gun still works just fine. It just does not make women fat in 9 months

 

[7th Stepper]

Obama did it! He sent the Special Ops to get you and sterilize you so that you couldn't produce children who wouldn't vote for him! Didn't you see the huge telescope aimed in your direction????? That's how they did it!

7th Stepper