Question of the Night

[confused89]

So while drinking a soft drink driving down the road I saw a Red Cross Donate Blood sign and thought. If I was all jacked up on Mountain Dew and decided to give blood would the caffine stay in the blood and transfer to the person recieving it and then give them a caffine buzz?

 

[jsharmon7]

I think you're confused...

 

[confused89]

I am confused?

 

[jsharmon7]

I am confused?

Aren't you?

 

[sepe]

I am confused?

Are YOU confused?

 

[KG1]

 

[confused89]

No, I am not confused. I am Confused?

 

[rjstew317]

I'm pretty sure your Confused by all this confusion

 

[confused89]

Who's on first?

 

[sepe]

I believe Carl is on first.

 

[buzzined]

 

[confused89]

But seriously will caffine stay in the blood that you donate for however long they keep it?

 

[rjstew317]

I believe Carl is on first.

Carl's a douche, and he plays outfield

 

[Scutter01]

They filter the blood through a cat's anus and that removes the caffeine. Unfortunately, it also adds cat poop, so at least you've got that going for you.

 

[sepe]

Carl's a douche, and he plays outfield

They're all douches at that age.

 

[LeeStreet]

Yes I think maybe. Good question, I will hang up & listen for the answer.

 

[sepe]

If I get blood from someone that had traces of meth in their system, would I end up living in a dirty trailer with grass 3 feet high and would I instantly lose some teeth?

 

[confused89]

Just like "can cows swim?" I think they can, never saw one swim before. They crossed rivers so I guess they swam across it. This is the kind of stuff I think about on those long boring straight steches of interstate such as Kansas.

 

[confused89]

If I get blood from someone that had traces of meth in their system, would I end up living in a dirty trailer with grass 3 feet high and would I instantly lose some teeth?

If you do can I take pictures of you and use them as a "Don't do drugs" poster?

 

[sepe]

They can swim but I've never seen one swim very far. They tried to head for shallower parts so they could walk. They aren't long distance swimmers.