So, I am sitting here watching FOX news, and of course the hot topic is the act of terrorism ("attempted") on the plane Christmas day. Lots of blame being placed. Lot of discussion in another thread right now. Cleaning up this problem should be pretty simple. When you buy a ticket if your name has more then 20 syllables then you get searched. Mys. Heck even my brother-in-law, Ali, agrees with me on this one.
"I'm sorry Mr. (coughing up a loogey sound) but can we please see you over in this line."
"I'm sorry Mr. (coughing up a loogey sound) but can we please see you over in this line."