When the geese fly south, you notice one side of the v is longer? Do you know why that is?When birds eat mulberries, and poo on your car, it's purple and sometimes has a white center.
Do you know what that white stuff is?
It's bird poo too.
Dag gumit.More geese on that side.
This could lead to a thing, how do you catch an elphalent? I’ve forgotten many of the punch lines…….Do you know how to catch an elephant?
Was thinking bout cut a hole in the ice put peas around it, when he comes to take a pea, yada,yada, yada.Directions to catching an elephant.
First, dig a huge hole.
Then, fill that hole with ashes.
When the elephant stops to inspect the hole filled with ashes,
sneak up behind the elephant and...
...kick him in the ash hole.
OK, 1…..2…..3 …go radar.Do you know that Elephants jump out of trees between 2 & 4 in the afternoon ?
Do you know why Pygmy's are so short ?