No one claimed the item lost by my gate!

[sepe]

I always thought Muno looked far too much like something that should NOT be on a childrens' show.

Seriously though there are a lot of uses for this item that no one claimed. A dog toy, a meat tenderizer, if it's not flexible you could use it as a rolling pin. Someone else mentioned using it as a door knocker. You could use it as a piece of abstract art. You could even hang it off the bumper of a truck as an alternative to those ridiculous truck nuts. Use your imagination. The possibilities are endless.

Someone I may or may not know used the door knocker thing to get 3 large pizzas for $3. The delivery driver was completely baffled/scared when he was met eye to eye with a big rubbery object suction cupped to the door.

 

[patience0830]

put it in some potting soil in an 8" terra cotta pot on the window sill with some porcupine quills stuck in it and tell all your guests it's a cocktus?

 

[Mark 1911]

For those that don't know what it is, I will give you a couple of hints.

1- its made of latex
2-it resembles Schnitsengruben
3- may or may not exude a fishy odor.

Whatever it is, it sounds like it may contain a very high bacteria content and should not be touched and only handled by those skilled in the removal of bio-hazardous waste.

 

[hopper68]

+1 on leaving it on the old boss's step. Even better if you send it where he opens it at work in front of people.

 

[BogWalker]

How Much shipped to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW Washington, DC 20500

That would make things interesting at the post office that scans those packages. I say go for it! I think federal employees have a sense of humor too. I think.

 

[walker]

Replace the clown in a Jack-In-A-Box with it, and place it in the break room at work.

 

[dsol]

I work for an airline, maintenance planning and I swear all our hangar monkeys are 13 year old boys with driver's licenses. Some of the comments here sound exactly like what they have said when we have discovered "strange" items accidently left on planes... we have had fun trying to out do each other's comments and creative ways to stage un-mentionable items.

 

[RedneckReject]

I work for an airline, maintenance planning and I swear all our hangar monkeys are 13 year old boys with driver's licenses. Some of the comments here sound exactly like what they have said when we have discovered "strange" items accidently left on planes... we have had fun trying to out do each other's comments and creative ways to stage un-mentionable items.

People leave those on planes??? What the hell are they doing with them on a plane?! I mean, I know what they are actually doing but seriously, WHY would anyone do that? And how would you forget that you left it there???

 

[SaintsNSinners]

The individual mile high club

 

[jkfletcher]

attach it to a hat so you can be a unicorn.

find a vehicle that is sporting trucknutz and stick it in the hitch reciever.

buy a pair of flip-flops and give both unnamed item and the flip-flops as a gift. If the gift recipient does not like the flip-flops, they can then go f themself.

fire unnamed item out of a potato gun

cover unnamed item in bird seed and hang it from a tree

replace your enemy's bike seat

 

[ashby koss]

Donate it. Toys for tots I think.

 

[red46239]

I say attach it to your rifle as a bayonet. Take it to the gun range and start shooting away. Straight face is a must. Video/photograph bystander reaction.

 

[ashby koss]

I say attach it to your rifle as a bayonet. Take it to the gun range and start shooting away. Straight face is a must. Video/photograph bystander reaction.

Turn it into a butt stock recoil pad to absorb....impact.

 

[Stschil]

I say attach it to your rifle as a bayonet. Take it to the gun range and start shooting away. Straight face is a must. Video/photograph bystander reaction.

Turn it into a butt stock recoil pad to absorb....impact.

Use it to build up a cheek comb riser, make sure to wrap with flesh colored sports tape.