Narrate this picture....

[SavageEagle]

Can you tell what they're saying? I got a pretty good idea, but I wanted to see if everyone else thought the same.

 

[shawkpilot]

Steeeeerike!!!!!

 

[Naptown]

I hope it's empty!

 

[Brandon]

"mom, i need a change of underwear"

 

[Disposable Heart]

Look Ma! No engine brake!

 

[OneBadV8]

I think it may involve symbols in the words, or maybe just a bunch of asteriks

 

[Cru]

"who wants a milk mustache?"

 

[bigus_D]

Man 1: "well... we finally got one car into the ditch, how do you think we should get the rest in there?"
Man 2: "I know a rig driver who could help us out. In fact, here he comes... he knows what he's doing, we best just get out of the way."

Man 1: "that sure was fast. thanks!"

 

[slow1911s]

Driver of car: Well, I guess the good news is I'm not hurt and the car can be fixed.
PO: Yeah. I've got BigCraig on his way with the wrecker. He'll have you out and on your way in no time."
Driver: Thanks. Well, it doesn't look like this day is getting worse! Ha ha!!!
Man1: That big rig should slow down.
Man2: Yeah.
Man1: That's interesting.
Man2: Yeah.
Man1: Think we should tel 'em?
Man2: Yeah.
Man1: Hey, man. You know how you said this can't get any worse.
Driver: Yeah, why?
Man1: I'm not sticking around to tell you!!!
Driver: sees truck Golly!!!

 

[SavageEagle]

Look Ma! No engine brake!

I had to LOL on that one!

Driver of car: Well, I guess the good news is I'm not hurt and the car can be fixed.
PO: Yeah. I've got BigCraig on his way with the wrecker. He'll have you out and on your way in no time."
Driver: Thanks. Well, it doesn't look like this day is getting worse! Ha ha!!!
Man1: That big rig should slow down.
Man2: Yeah.
Man1: That's interesting.
Man2: Yeah.
Man1: Think we should tel 'em?
Man2: Yeah.
Man1: Hey, man. You know how you said this can't get any worse.
Driver: Yeah, why?
Man1: I'm not sticking around to tell you!!!
Driver: sees truck Golly!!!

THERE we go! Kinda hard to caption a gif. That's why I put narrate instead.

 

[U.S. Patriot]

I think I just craped and pissed myself all at the same time!

 

[stilllearning09]

I shouldn't have washed the car today.

 

[confused89]

The weight station sign said "CLOSED" not OPEN

 

[HandK]

Ok your out of gas!! Well your in luck we have a tanker coming here any min!!

 

[SavageEagle]

Dude, I was just driving down the road toking on a number, and BLAM! Hit the ditch!

Yea, I saw the whole thing! A little ice on the road and he went spinning!

Yea, just messed up this left side and...

OMGWTFSHTFBBQ RUUUUUUUUUN!

 

[drgnrobo]

"Hey vern,aint that your ex wife drivin that semi??

 

[Gunaria]

Hey batter batter, swing batter!

 

[Bunnykid68]

Told you this would happen if Obama got elected

 

[Suprtek]

Dang! That guy wins our crash up derby EVERY time!

 

[redneckmedic]

I'm not sure what the driver was saying... but my guess is that he is texting not talking... just say'n