Walter Zoomie
Shooter
Returning from a quick visit to my lawyer today 
, I pulled up to my driveway and noticed the lawn service guys who do my neighbor lady's yard.
I quickly noticed one of the dudes was OCing a .45.
(A few years ago, he was OCing a Glock while cutting the neighbor's grass, and I chatted with him for a bit. He said he had problems in the rougher neighborhoods with thugs stealing weed trimmers, gasoline cans, and other tools of his trade off his open trailer while he would be out mowing.)
Anyhoo...With all the crap that's been happening to me the last week, I thought I'd have a little fun.
As I entered my driveway with my window down I said to him, "Oh no! A man with a gun!" ....all the while with a feces eating grin on my face.
Then I said, "Relax, fellahs. I'm just funnin' you. I carry too, and I had some excitement right here just a few days ago. Carry on with your bad selves!"
They laughed.
I'm fun to be around.
Sometimes...
, I pulled up to my driveway and noticed the lawn service guys who do my neighbor lady's yard.I quickly noticed one of the dudes was OCing a .45.
(A few years ago, he was OCing a Glock while cutting the neighbor's grass, and I chatted with him for a bit. He said he had problems in the rougher neighborhoods with thugs stealing weed trimmers, gasoline cans, and other tools of his trade off his open trailer while he would be out mowing.)
Anyhoo...With all the crap that's been happening to me the last week, I thought I'd have a little fun.
As I entered my driveway with my window down I said to him, "Oh no! A man with a gun!" ....all the while with a feces eating grin on my face.
Then I said, "Relax, fellahs. I'm just funnin' you. I carry too, and I had some excitement right here just a few days ago. Carry on with your bad selves!"
They laughed.
I'm fun to be around.
Sometimes...
