Help me get the word out.
Due to the expected large turnout for this election, the Election Commission has decided to count every female voter as voting for Hiliary Clinton. Those women who vote for a candidate other than Hiliary Clinton will have their votes counted for the candidate for whom they voted and Hiliary's total vote count will be reduced by one.
This way women who wish to vote for Hiliary need not even go to the poles, but those who want to vote for someone else will have their votes counted for their chosen candidate.
Tell everyone you know. There is no need for female Hiliary supporters to even bother to vote.
Due to the expected large turnout for this election, the Election Commission has decided to count every female voter as voting for Hiliary Clinton. Those women who vote for a candidate other than Hiliary Clinton will have their votes counted for the candidate for whom they voted and Hiliary's total vote count will be reduced by one.
This way women who wish to vote for Hiliary need not even go to the poles, but those who want to vote for someone else will have their votes counted for their chosen candidate.
Tell everyone you know. There is no need for female Hiliary supporters to even bother to vote.