At least it wasnt a glass bottle. In cincinnati a couple weeks ago in front of me at a traffic light, dude opens up door and rolls beer bottle under car. Idiots never cease to amaze me.
That is one well adjusted man in the OP. +1 for letting the woman prove she had a bigger set of clankers than you. lol J/K
I would have choked to death laughing over the shovel guy.
I am thinking "green" styrofoam is great but the fact that it isn't readily recyclable and will last for 5000 years in a landfill. It also will kill you if you breathe the fumes from burning it. Great stuff but "not" green.
I know that stuff sounds way cool in the head while it is typed though so I won't start singin the song .
I couldn't resist pulling the girls pigtails at recess either.