More good news from the "recovery" front!!

[Randall Flagg]

Suffer These Crimes in Oakland? Don't Call the Cops | NBC Bay Area[/url]
Oakland PD has said it will no longer dispatch officers for certain crimes due to layoffs.
Here's a partial list:
* burglary
* theft
* embezzlement
* grand theft
* grand theft:dog
* identity theft
* false information to peace officer
* required to register as sex or arson offender
* dump waste or offensive matter
* discard appliance with lock
* loud music
* possess forged notes
* pass fictitious check
* obtain money by false voucher
* fraudulent use of access cards
* stolen license plate
* embezzlement by an employee (over $ 400)
* extortion
* attempted extortion
* false personification of other
* injure telephone/ power line
* interfere with power line
* unauthorized cable tv connection
* vandalism
* administer/expose poison to another's

 

[Blackhawk2001]

What's a lesson to be learned from this boys and girls? Move out of California in general, and Oakland in particular.

 

[Boilers]

again, need a divorce

 

[ATM]

I bet they still send someone for MWAG drinking coffee at Starbucks.

 

[Mr. Habib]

I think that only happens in Broad Ripple.