mercop reviews *THE ULTIMATE* tactical blade...!!!

[Bushido Devil Dog]

Better trash your Tanto, ditch your Damascus, bin you Buck, evict your Emerson, and scrap your Spyderco because our very own mercop has found and done a review of THE MOST AWESOMEST ULTIMATE BAAAAAD AZZZZZ MAN KILLING PIECE OF BLADED TACTICAL FOLDING STEEL EEEEVVVVAAAAHHHHHHH!!

Behold...The DEATH DEALER 2000!!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEM0oFXtOwg"]YouTube - A covert review of the Death Dealer 2000[/ame]




...but apparently only available to only the most elite, secret and hardcore of the high speed tactical special operators....

 

[VUPDblue]

 

[E5RANGER375]

i can never get that 10 minutes of my life back.

 

[Knife Lady]

Ok that does it I am gonna make a Video of me and some knives.

Now I just gotta get me someone to tape it for me.
Oh yeah but this will be a top secret mission.

 

[PatriotPride]

"What would be the best folding knife...to go, you know, FIGHT EVIL! It's a very ominous knife." Sweet Jesus, I think my brain started bleeding about 30 seconds into it. "Sorry, I failed on that one. I'm just nervous." It's like a Ferris Wheel of death.

"If you could only imagine that this thing is stuck in my ass." He got a bit too excited about that. So much fail in one video.

Definitely made me laugh Nice spoof.

 

[schapm]

"Ferris wheel of death" is a classic line.

 

[Que]

"This thing is a ferris wheel of death!" and "Oh, wait, it stuck in the ground because when I threw it I had the blades going the wrong way." and "Imagine this stuck in your a&&." and "John, focus on me so they can see my emotion."

Anyway, it looks like a great knife and if you are interested, contact BradsDarkOpsKnives@INGOSFTacticalKnives.com. Tell him that KnifeLady said, "The cow on the moon is in the envelope."

 

[45calibre]

tactical tears

 

[96firephoenix]

"you think you're done, but your not done, cuz there's another blade comin!"

 

[glockednlocked]

I orderd mine and for those who missed it if you order today $19.95 of the $1,995 goes to the "get George out of gitmo fund". Those black helicopters may have you my brother but we now know the secret.

 

[cosermann]

How do you add a purple hue to a video?

Hilarious.

 

[TiminMishawaka]

I lost it when he started playing the Antoine Dodson song at the end....lol.

On a more serious note, I think I would easily pay $1,000 to see a death match between mercop and this samurai:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34&feature=related"]YouTube - Hanwei Practical XL Katana Unveiling HD[/ame]

 

[Knife Lady]

I couldnt watch the whole thing. I thought it was a big joke just like me saying I would make a video of me and knives.

 

[mercop]

Glad some of you found it humorous. This thing is all over now and way too many people think it was real.- George

 

[jbombelli]

Glad some of you found it humorous. This thing is all over now and way too many people think it was real.- George

How did you keep a straight face, and continue acting like you were serious?

Ferris wheel of death?

 

[infidel]

I had to stop at the ferris wheel of death

 

[SemperFiUSMC]

I lost it when he started playing the Antoine Dodson song at the end....lol.

On a more serious note, I think I would easily pay $1,000 to see a death match between mercop and this samurai:

YouTube - Hanwei Practical XL Katana Unveiling HD

I never knew you could get such a fine Katana for $239 US. I thought a high quality Katana would cost far more than this. Boy, was I wrong.

See Ninga Aka in action in this incredible action footage. GRAPHIC WARNING: Ninja Aka takes no prisoners as all manner of flora and fawna sucumb to his awesome Katana mastery.

Watch at your own risk!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGLSQthlbH4]YouTube - Hanwei Practical XL Katana Cutting Test 1 HD[/ame]

 

[PatriotPride]

I lost it when he started playing the Antoine Dodson song at the end....lol.

On a more serious note, I think I would easily pay $1,000 to see a death match between mercop and this samurai:

YouTube - Hanwei Practical XL Katana Unveiling HD

Very shiny eh?

 

[TiminMishawaka]

Very shiny eh?

Sadly it's a good blade and actually used by competitive cutters. It's kind of like watching Goofus building a house with a Vaughn hammer. The user reflects poorly on the tool.

 

[Pale Rider]

"If this was a failure you wouldn't be watching it..."

No buddy, that's exactly why I'm watching it!