Mail Theft

[femurphy77]

How about a package rigged trapdoor into a pit of man-eating [STRIKE]anteaters[/STRIKE] Rosie O'Donnells

FIFY

 

[ArmedProgrammer]

Wonder if you can get those exploding dye packs like the banks use?

 

[churchmouse]

Rig a trip wire to dump cat urine on them, and I mean really rich flavorful cat urine

I like the cut of your jib..........

Had packages being taken from our place as UPS was not putting them where we directed. Rental house 2 doors south was suspect in my mind. Lady across the street is home most of the time and was willing to set up a sting. Package was delivered. Douche bag took package. She took several pics with my digital camera and I presented the pics to said douche bags parents. Douche bags parents were also douche bags and the police were called. Pics presented, no charges filled, douche bags moved soon after.
Pics and confrontation.

Lots of luck. LEO is near powerless unless he sees the act or the property is in plain view.

 

[Archaic_Entity]

The only issue I have with all the camera type suggestions is that I don't know that it is someone in my apartment complex. I have an idea on who it would be, but I haven't caught them yet. So, I fake mail something and it's someone I've never seen before then what? They run off with a bunch of clothes I was gonna donate to Goodwill and I'm nowhere better than I was before?

I like the urine ideas, though. That's definitely funny. And I wondered about the bank packets.

 

[IndyBeerman]

Jacking with the mail is a federal offense, I would call the postmaster and report it for sure.

Only a federal offense if it's USPS. OP stated it was UPS.

 

[PistolBob]

I saw this in action once. You need to buy an anvil, some bird seed, and a piece of rope.

Pour out a pile of free bird seed on a plate, hang the anvil above the free birdseed so the rope suspending it is held in place by the weight of the birdseed. When the roadrunner, er I mean perp, comes to get the birdseed, the anvil will drop on his head.

If you don't have an anvil, you can substitute a piano or a big gun safe.

 

[Archaic_Entity]

Only a federal offense if it's USPS. OP stated it was UPS.

I only know for sure that one came from UPS. I don't know about the other two.

 

[blamecharles]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned claymore mine yet.

Sorry that you have a douche bag running around. All of our packages go to the office.

 

[GBuck]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned claymore mine yet.

Sorry that you have a douche bag running around. All of our packages go to the office.

Hmmm... That's actually not a bad idea... get one of the paintball claymore mines!

There are tons of models out there... Airsoft too!
Amazon.com: M80 Landmine - paintball grenade: Sports & Outdoors