List Your Shooters: Part VII

[JCSR]

It’s not how big of a hammer you have it’s how you swing it.

 

[foszoe]

Just had to delete my post. Thanks for the heads up.

Not sure you got the right one...

Could you just delete them all?

 

[Timjoebillybob]

Wife has made homemade pizza dough.

I diced all the toppings. We are watching basketball all week!

She is refusing to put pineapple on it.

Should I ask for a divorce?
Insist that she puts pineapple on it?
Put the pineapple on it whe she goes to the bathroom?
Put her away quietly?

I think you should let me talk to your wife. Perhaps about seeking some professional help.

I realize that I don't really know you, but I can't help myself....

So, your fondness for compact pistols comes naturally?

I apologize.

I carry a p365... And not the XL.

 

[BigRed]

Hey BigRed, when you are banned can you still login and read stuff and keep up on threads, just can't post?

I would have asked bobzilla but he's just a wannabe.

You have experience

You should try it and see.....What are ya....chicken?

 

[Hatin Since 87]

Not sure you got the right one...

Could you just delete them all?

Real mature

 

[bobzilla]

Hey BigRed, when you are banned can you still login and read stuff and keep up on threads, just can't post?

I would have asked bobzilla but he's just a wannabe.

You have experience

Oh no, I have the experience as well. and yes....

 

[hopper68]

I take my Beretta Jetfire to every concealed carry class I go to.

They all quit laughing when they see the bullseye ripped out of the target at 25 yards.

Have you ever tried shooting the gun instead of throwing it?

 

[D.R.SCOTT]

I only talk about and post pictures of milsurp firearms... because that's all I own... yeah, that's it...

When THEY kick in my door, I want them to think they're coming for a 70 year old with a 5-shot bolt gun on his shoulder and an 8-round 32acp on his hip. Good luck boys!

An M1 Garand with Piercing ammo is more dangerous for a armored unit than whats common for people to own nowadays. Might want to show them the guns that their armor is rated for, to develop false confidence.

For reference:

 

[2tonic]

Wife has made homemade pizza dough.

I diced all the toppings. We are watching basketball all week!

She is refusing to put pineapple on it.

Should I ask for a divorce?
Insist that she puts pineapple on it?
Put the pineapple on it whe she goes to the bathroom?
Put her away quietly?

If you're a caring husband, then you'll wait for her to go use the powder room.........and superglue the door shut.

If you're not the caring type, you'll put her in zip ties, and make her watch as you layer on the pineapple.

 

[2tonic]

I take my Beretta Jetfire to every concealed carry class I go to.

They all quit laughing when they see the bullseye ripped out of the target at 25 yards.

That's because they've never seen someone sprint downrange, during live fire, and bayonet a paper target.

 

[Creedmoor]

An M1 Garand with Piercing ammo is more dangerous for a armored unit than whats common for people to own nowadays. Might want to show them the guns that their armor is rated for, to develop false confidence.

For reference:

I've loaded a bunch of 30 AP bullets in 300 Win Mag. It easily will push the tungsten core through 1/2" AR500 plate.

 

[SheepDog4Life]

Well, I thought there was going to be a hammer or three in the TikTok thread, but a prophylactic TL instead... softies!

 

[Mij]

Well, I thought there was going to be a hammer or three in the TikTok thread, but a prophylactic TL instead... softies!

May have been a few deleted posts, saw a posted warning, next time I looked TL.

 

[Sigblitz]

Every time I find a revenue stream, something happens. It's not like I want to post shopping cart repair videos forever. Just long enough to buy another trailer to grow my plants in.

 

[Creedmoor]

Real mature

But funny, In that odd Benny Hill kind of humor.

 

[TheGrumpyGuy]

Every time I find a revenue stream, something happens. It's not like I want to post shopping cart repair videos forever. Just long enough to buy another trailer to grow my plants in.

You, sir, never fail to crack me up (and usually when I need it the most)

 

[Expat]

I wish I could develop a good stream…

 

[Creedmoor]

I wish I could develop a good stream…

You start saying, release release release release, 45 seconds before you actually want to release.

 

[BugI02]

I wish I could develop a good stream…

If you don't want to re-barrel, you have to ream the chamber

 

[WebSnyper]

I wish I could develop a good stream…

There's meds for that. At least that's what I hear.