Jared Fogle hates life in prison,

[BigRed]

Then Tyrone said, "Hey Jared, me and my friend are here to give you double meat foot longs".

 

[tomcat13]

Aren't Prisons Supposed to Lessen your desire to be There?

 

[rhamersley]

All jokes about Bubba aside, I'd assume that like most kiddie diddlers, he's kept away from the gen pop due to the majority of them liking child predators even less than serial killers. He'd probably be dead already if they let the other criminals have their way with him.

 

[Mark-DuCo]

If he hates prison so much, give him a way out. Just leave a rope in his room, maybe tie the noose for him.

 

[BigRed]

All jokes about Bubba aside, I'd assume that like most kiddie diddlers, he's kept away from the gen pop due to the majority of them liking child predators even less than serial killers. He'd probably be dead already if they let the other criminals have their way with him.

I think you are wrong....and I'm willing to put my money where my mouth is.

$100 says if he was in gen pop he would be fine.

Put him in there. If I'm wrong I'll pay $100.

 

[MrSmitty]

As Bob, and Tom used to say "I hope he is getting gloriously Sod@mized"........

 

[Ark]

All jokes about Bubba aside, I'd assume that like most kiddie diddlers, he's kept away from the gen pop due to the majority of them liking child predators even less than serial killers. He'd probably be dead already if they let the other criminals have their way with him.

He's in low sec. The one dude that got assaulted him got immediately transferred so, honestly, he's probably fine. It ain't Shawshank. I'm sure the block is mostly people like him.

 

[KokomoDave]

He has access to a microwave oven. It's built right in the middle / end of Jared...not fine jewelers either

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

All jokes about Bubba aside, I'd assume that like most kiddie diddlers, he's kept away from the gen pop due to the majority of them liking child predators even less than serial killers. He'd probably be dead already if they let the other criminals have their way with him.

Surprised he hasn't caught a shiv yet. Just sayin.

 

[Mongo59]

I would think most of the "small things he misses" would all have names and addresses...

 

[NHT3]

I don't understand why the 60 or 70 pervs that the JCSD has busted the last year are getting off so easy. Being stupid should hurt and being a perv should hurt more.

 

[Gingerbeardman]

He should've been Epsteined by now

 

[thompal]

Booo ******hoo. You had everything you sick bastard and threw it all away when you chose to embrace your sick perversion.

MSN

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"Prison takes away so much but I really miss the small things like walking barefoot on carpet, sleeping on a nice comfy mattress, eating with real silverware, having access to a microwave."

He's probably still enjoying a footlong every day.

 

[actaeon277]

That's a feature, not a bug.

It's SUPPOSED to suck.