I've got three inches

[dhnorris]

of water on the lower level of my tri level, seven kids, and a GSD in heat (note the importance of the comma after kids)

 

[CitiusFortius]

Time to get a shop vac and put those 7 kids of yours to work!!!

 

[snapping turtle]

Bragger

 

[gunman41mag]

Sorry to heard about your 3 inches

 

[ruger1800]

So, are you going to breed the gsd.

 

[chezuki]

I'm impressed you were able to have 7 kids with only three inches.

 

[Kagnew]

I thought maybe this was a post from Harry Reid.

 

[RedneckReject]

I'm impressed you were able to have 7 kids with only three inches.

That's about two more inches than my ex so I guess it's possible

 

[churchmouse]

I'm impressed you were able to have 7 kids with only three inches.

You beat me to it...again.

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

to paraphrase an early eddie murphy, they're operational. i didn't say they were small and broken.

 

[Mark 1911]

Ooooooooo Baaaaaabbbbyyyyyy

 

[churchmouse]

Ooooooooo Baaaaaabbbbyyyyyy

Killing me....really...............................

 

[tv1217]

Glad to see ingo already covered the joke.

 

[hoosierdoc]

I clicked on this thread expecting to be jealous, instead I feel bad for OP.

 

[dhnorris]

house is tore apart. carpet is in the driveway, recliner and couch got cut into pieces with a sawzall. I had a sense of humor about this when it first happened but trying to sleep with the roar of fans and dehumidifiers and working 10 hr days 1 1/2 hours away from home and the damn dog bleeding this just sucks.

 

[churchmouse]

house is tore apart. carpet is in the driveway, recliner and couch got cut into pieces with a sawzall. I had a sense of humor about this when it first happened but trying to sleep with the roar of fans and dehumidifiers and working 10 hr days 1 1/2 hours away from home and the damn dog bleeding this just sucks.

Hope this all works out for you.

That drive thing sucks. 3 hours of your life every day is a high price to pay.

 

[Expat]

That's about two more inches than my ex so I guess it's possible

Nice, as some fellers would, y'ain't been been hurt much have ya?