It is so hot,

[Sigblitz]

I shut off the water heater and still had hot water.

AND GO!

 

[Michigan Slim]

It's so hot I watered my yard with sweat.

 

[Wolfhound]

It’s so hot that the car overheats before you start it.

It’s so hot that all chocolate is drinkable.

It’s so hot that the only waves at the beach were heat waves.

 

[Sigblitz]

From OSU

Evening all... It's so hot out (how hot IS it?) I saw a dog chasing a cat, and they were both walking.

 

[d.kaufman]

Its so hot my chickens are laying hard boiled eggs!

 

[Birds Away]

It's officially too hot to fornicate.

 

[Hoosier Carry]

It’s so hot,

meth-heads are putting the copper back for A/C

 

[VUPDblue]

It's officially too hot to fornicate.

un-possible

 

[red_zr24x4]

It's officially too hot to fornicate.

WHAA??

un-possible

I agree

 

[Sigblitz]

It's so hot, I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

 

[Mongo59]

It's so hot, a fat guy sweating smells like bacon...

 

[femurphy77]

It's so hot, a fat guy sweating smells like bacon...

 

[Mongo59]

Birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground...

 

[Ballstater98]

It's so hot, there is no cool side of the pillow.

 

[Nazgul]

It is so hot I got condensation on my butt from the water in the toilet bowl.

Don

 

[Nazgul]

It's officially too hot to fornicate.

After suggesting this activity I got that "What the HELL are you thinking??" look from my wife.

Don

 

[Sigblitz]

It's so hot, my pistol fires full auto.

 

[ghuns]

It's so hot, my pistol fires full auto.

It's so hot the BATFE won't even bother following up on your post.

 

[DRob]

Excuse me. Gotta' go. The eggs I dropped on the sidewalk are done and the bacon on my truck bed cover is burned.

 

[Ziggidy]

It's officially too hot to fornicate.