I Wanna Start A Fight!

[Timjoebillybob]

So in other words, a typical Friday night at Printcraft's.

Nah, average Tuesday. On Friday things get a little weird. I almost called it the Printcraft defense.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Nah, average Tuesday. On Friday things get a little weird. I almost called it the Printcraft defense.

Sounds like a chess strategy. Ya reckon Printcraft's playing 4D chess?

 

[Timjoebillybob]

4D chess to Printcraft is like checkers to us.

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

Sounds like a chess strategy. Ya reckon Printcraft's playing 4D chess?

Only if it involves baby oil, a rubber chicken and five pounds of raw liver.

 

[BugI02]

No guns.

$5400 on red strobe lights, fog machines, and sound system with speakers in each room blaring "let the bodies hit the floor". Other $100 on a leather thong, a bottle of baby oil, and 3 flea market Bowie knives. First sign of a bad guy I'm hitting the button to start the lights/fog/sound, slapping on the thong, dumping the oil on me, grabbing a knife in each hand and one between my teeth and charging out.

Baby oil all over your hands would seem to make knife-weilding a bit ... problematic. Remember to have the one between your teeth with blade facing outward

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Baby oil all over your hands would seem to make knife-weilding a bit ... problematic. Remember to have the one between your teeth with blade facing outward

Oh.... now ya tell me...

 

[Trapper Jim]

buy one gun. any gun. spend the rest on training, practice and ammunition.

 

[DadSmith]

buy one gun. any gun. spend the rest on training, practice and ammunition.

If only we could do that.

 

[Steelwaver]

I'm very confident there isn't a perfect 3 for the general population. So many unusual forces are at work.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

I would take offense but you're in Lafayette so no response that I could make would be worse than that.

Both of your dogs are ugly.

 

[Gingerbeardman]

I wanna change my entry:

Ruger vaquero .44
Rossi 92 .44
Coach gun, probably Stoeger.

Hat, boots, chaps. THEN spend the rest on ammo and training.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

.45 caliber Southern mountain rifle. Preferably a Mike Miller. Maverick 88, and a hi point c9. Whew! Just under budget.

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

Your doing it wrong, if you want to start a fight on here, Post that you like Pineapple on pizza.. they will loose their freakin minds.

Pineapple on Pizza rocks by the way.

 

[VERT]

I’ll revive the thread and play. Why not?

1) I don’t mind pineapple on pizza. Depending on the other toppings. Paired with ham it can work. It’s the spicy sausage and especially Canadian bacon my guts can’t handle anymore.

2) I assume with a $5500 budget the buyer has disposable income for ammunition, practice and training. Ok!!! So what 3 guns should you buy?

3) Handgun #1. This is your go to. It’s what you can keep with you. Most violent crime happens outside or around the the home and not in it. Sorry for the haters but I would buy a Glock. “Really? But VERT you love 1911s?!” Yes I do and I would probably burn my first $4k on a Nighthawk but it isn’t what I am going to recommend. Instead snag a Glock. Better yet two Glocks. Personally I would go with the G45 with a night sight upgrade. Then something smaller like a G26 or 43x to be more discreet. Or even a second G45. Cost $1000ish?

4) Next grab a shotgun. Shotguns with the right load are truly universal. The Beretta A300 Patrol had really caught my idea but I have no experience with the gun. So from experience go with an 870P. You can slap on the MagPul goodies if you want. Or simply go with a nylon shell card, short stock and good sights. Ghost rings are awesome, my RMR is the bomb. Cost $1500??

5) everyone should own an AR but it take back seat to the pistol and shotgun. Snag a 14.5” pinned carbine. Something name brand like BCM or Daniel Defense. Drop in a Larue Trigger and think AimPoint. Let’s go with a $2500 budget to get those optics and backup sights.

6) Buy a 10/22 or Marlin. It is required that gun owners have a .22LR.

7) magazines and ammo!!!!!!

Your $5500 is now well spent.