I know this thread is well intended humor, but I'm actually curious if there is BBQ sauce in China, because I sure haven't seen any since I've been here, and I eat BBQ every day.
How is it BBQ without sauce? You're talking like you're living in Crazy Town and the place is run by Mayor McCheese.
I'm in a "small city" with a population larger than the state of Indiana. I'll be fair, the majority of barbeque I eat here is chuan 串,like kebabs, but most of the flavor and spice is added with a rub. Anything that's brushed on just looks similar to honey with spices, not something I'd consider traditional BBQ sauce. It's a sauce, sure, but I wouldn't label it as BBQ sauce.
Every city here is Crazy Town. China is one crazy ass country, that's for sure. I miss but not much else.