I debated on where to put this (political humor), and decided that in this case politics trumped humor:
From another forum:
Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of theWhite House, he was carrying a piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes and says:"Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Pelosi."
The squared-away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says,"Excellent trade, sir...Semper Fi!"
From another forum:
Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of theWhite House, he was carrying a piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes and says:"Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Pelosi."
The squared-away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says,"Excellent trade, sir...Semper Fi!"