Hitman full of FAIL.

[indyjoe]

Here is the jist of it: Man hires hitman to kill wife. Hitman hits wife with hammer. Wife kills hitman with bare hands. Go girl.

Police: Nurse strangled hit man - Crime & courts - MSNBC.com

She was struck in the head and wrested the weapon away, but the struggle continued and Haffey bit the nurse, according to police. A large woman, she was eventually able to get the slight Haffey into a chokehold and police later found him dead in a hallway. An autopsy revealed the cause of death as strangulation.

Police say she acted in self-defense.

 

[DocGlock86]

now does the Husband get at least a refund.

 

[kludge]

Haffey had worked as a custodian under Kuhnhausen at an adult video store

EEEEWWWWW!!!!!1!!

 

[Pami]

This is awesome though:

She left this message on her voicemail: “I’m not able to answer all the calls that I’ve received in the past few days. I’m being comforted by your concern and your support. I want you to know that our lives are all at risk for random acts, but more likely random acts of love will come your way than random acts of violence.”

 

[JetGirl]

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[indyjoe]

I think there are two important things to take out of this:

1 - Never underestimate your opponent, when it comes down to life or death situations. I'm sure he thought with a hammer, he had the advantage.

2 - Often when things are stacked against you, strength of will is enough to win.

 

[Bhriindan82]

But, if you had a hammer...would you hammer in the morning?

 

[Pami]

But, if you had a hammer...would you hammer in the morning?

I'd hammer in the evening.

 

[kludge]

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Gave her a medal.



Makes you wonder if she would have gotten a medal for just shooting the b@$t@rd.

 

[MACHINEGUN]

now does the Husband get at least a refund.

Bada bing.

 

[ATM]

Lady: "Stop!"

Hitman: "Hammer time!"

Lady: "Can't touch this." *and procedes to choke the life out of him*

I do love it when the gene pool gets filtered

 

[Scutter01]

 

[ATM]

 

[TRWXXA]

I think there are two important things to take out of this:

1 - Never underestimate your opponent, when it comes down to life or death situations. I'm sure he thought with a hammer, he had the advantage.

2 - Often when things are stacked against you, strength of will is enough to win.

And...

3 - If your serious about whacking your significant-other hire a real hitman, not one of your meth-head lackies.

When you care enough to send the very best.

 

[indyjoe]

3 - If your serious about whacking your significant-other hire a real hitman, not one of your meth-head lackies.

I always thought the answer is to poison the black eyed peas. (Not the band, although I'm indifferent about that.)

 

[Scutter01]

And...

3 - If your serious about whacking your significant-other hire a real hitman, not one of your meth-head lackies.

When you care enough to send the very best.

You...what? Buy her a video game? I think she'd be ok with that.

 

[Bhriindan82]

You...what? Buy her a video game? I think she'd be ok with that.

The Hitman games were quite a bit of fun...the movie, not so much.

 

[ryanmercer]

Hahaha that is a riot!

And the Darwin award goes to...

 

[TRWXXA]

You...what? Buy her a video game? I think she'd be ok with that.

Okay...


How 'bout these guys?

 

[indyjoe]

Okay...


How 'bout these guys?

Leon. Awesome. If you have only seen the American version, get a copy of Léon (1994).