Heroin's a hell of a drug******,

[Cygnus]

WTH is wrong with people?

Classy and sexy........(wicked purple)

Pregnant woman stuffs 89 bags of heroin inside body: cops

I mean no car insurance? What dirtbags....

 

[Bfish]

EIGHTY-NINE BAGS!!! HOLY CRAP!

 

[GunSlinger]

Hmmm There's gotta be a joke about smokin' crack somewhere around here.

 

[hoosierdoc]

How many of our libertarians on a jury would give her a pass?

 

[Kirk Freeman]

It's just a plant!

*shakes head* Sorry, pavlovian response.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

The female officer conducting the body search was heard to ask:

Is that all of it? Is that all of it?

The perp said "Why'd you ask twice?"

The officer said "I didn't."

 

[Fishersjohn48]

How big is a bag of heroin?

 

[mbills2223]

How big is a bag of heroin?

The standard bag of heroin could easily fit onto your palm

 

[hoosierdoc]

It's just a plant!

Poppy plant.

don't EVER misunderestimate a plant.

 

[mbills2223]

Poppy plant.

don't EVER misunderestimate a plant.

It's natural so it must be good for you/safe/effective

 

[Cygnus]

The standard bag of heroin could easily fit onto your palm

And that palm could also likely easily fit into...........

I wonder if they could charge her with supplying drugs to a minor????

 

[Bennettjh]

I feel sorry for her child. She seems to be mother of the year.

Carrying a baby in her womb and shoving heroin in her orifices. Sickening.

 

[Bigtanker]

"$100,000 worth of drugs in a body cavity. As long as it wasn't pot, I'm ok with it. I'm not ok with someone who can comfortably conceal an acre of Mexico in her body. That's a volume joke."

I don't remember the comedian but he was a Bob and Tom regular.

 

[MCgrease08]

The female officer conducting the body search was heard to ask:

Is that all of it? Is that all of it?

The perp said "Why'd you ask twice?"

The officer said "I didn't."

Kinda like your screen name.

 

[The Bubba Effect]

It's natural so it must be good for you/safe/effective

Poppies are legal, because they are just a plant.

 

[Kutnupe14]

The female officer conducting the body search was heard to ask:

Is that all of it? Is that all of it?

The perp said "Why'd you ask twice?"

The officer said "I didn't."

I had to max out the rep on that one, yuck!

 

[hoosierdoc]

I had to max out the rep on that one, yuck!

i learned that joke and its cousin watching Predator. Only two lines I remember from the movie

 

[Kutnupe14]

i learned that joke and its cousin watching Predator. Only two lines I remember from the movie

And the other one...."get too daaa chopppppaa!?"

 

[Cygnus]

Kinda like your screen name.

Oh My God! That is friggin too funny. Almost like it was made for this thread......Dr. Pepper on my screen you bastige.......

 

[Cygnus]

And the other one...."get too daaa chopppppaa!?"

Don't forget: "You're one ugly mutha &%^$@&" Kinda fits the article as well......