Since trick or treating has been delayed for most, a little list to brighten the holiday.
Top 10 Reasons Halloween is better than sex....
10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning & groaning.
7. Less guilt the morning after.
6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are!
5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go looking next door.
3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes & go again.
2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!
Happy Halloween all!
Top 10 Reasons Halloween is better than sex....
10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning & groaning.
7. Less guilt the morning after.
6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are!
5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go looking next door.
3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes & go again.
2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!
Happy Halloween all!
