Guys like this making us look bad.
Major Jason Wank with the sheriff's office...
Note to self- Do not start fight[STRIKE] with truck full of guys that are younger then you.
Second note to self- After getting ass kicked by truck full of younger guys, do not pull gun and shoot at them.
Third note to self- Get a good lawyer; it looks like you and your wife are going to need it.[/STRIKE]
His fortune cookie may read a little something like this:
Bail Money
Probation
Court Fees
Lawyer Fees
Medical Fees
Law Suits
Possible Fenoly Record
Increased Insurance Rates
Defensive Driving
Child Protection Services Visits
Community Service
Financial Stress
Publicly Embarrassed
An Apology