JeremiahJohnson
Master
Dear penthouse,
I was pulled over by this woman cop for being a little horny.....
That's funny right there!
Dear penthouse,
I was pulled over by this woman cop for being a little horny.....
I've often wondered how honking at a cop would result. I've been cut off by bad cop drivers before, but never honked...
Hm.
Oh, to do that cross examination. *sigh*
Too bad I have already tasted blood this week. Time to fly back to the coffin.
Well, you know she has a bad argument when her "out" is "do you want a ticket?"
So, failure to yield, illegal u-turn, and likely several other traffic violations, all because you tapped your horn?
She wouldn't last 5 minutes in Chicago or New York City. Folks use their horn more than their signals!
did she say why she was intending to catch up with that vehicle?
Wonder how it would have played out if she really did give you a ticket for.. uh... whatever reason she pulled out of her ass.
Just stopping you to intimidate you is a ****ty thing to do. "Did you seriously just honk at me, pleb? I'm better than you. You see this badge? It makes me more important than you. Know your place, scrub. Oh the things I could do to you if I really wanted (to lose my job)."
I have not honked at LEO but I have pulled up next to a few at the light and gave them the WTF look with hands in the air. They just look back and drive on.
For the record, IC 9-19-5-2 says the following:
The driver of a motor vehicle shall, when reasonably necessary to ensure safe operation, give audible warning with the horn on the motor vehicle but may not otherwise use the horn when upon a highway.
Dear penthouse,
I was pulled over by this woman cop for being a little horny.....
I think printcraft just won INGO for today.
That is why they wear the sunglasses. So they don't have to make eye contact after acting the fool.
Ugh I remember this one dude speeding out of the Walmart on Co Line and Emerson across 3 lanes to get into the westbound turn lane. Had zero regard for everyone travelling north, just cut everyone off. I pulled up behind him, he reached up and turned his rear-view mirror so he couldn't see me.
Yep, as long as I don't look at the people I just pissed off, it's A-OK.