After reading through https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break-room/385054-brag-about-your-kids-thread.html and some of the comments, I thought it befitting to create a 'funny things' (or not so bragworthy things) your kids have done...
My son was accident prone up until a few years ago. In preschool, while picking him up one day, we had a note in his locker stating "Ian ran into a brick wall today". He had apparently been running on the playground at recess, and ran headlong into an exterior wall.
3 days later we received another note stating "Ian ran into a brick wall again today"
When I questioned him on it, he exclaimed "I seen it Dad! I seen it this time... but I was going so fast, I couldn't stop in time. So I put my hands out like this!"
I asked "Well Bud? This is the 2nd time you hit a wall this week. What do you think you can do to prevent this from happening again?"
He answered "I guess I just have to stop running outside."
perplexed, I asked "Why would you stop running outside?"
"Because that's where all the brick walls are Dad." he answered.
I just couldn't argue with that logic.
He also used to sleep in a loft bed with a rail (to prevent him falling). On it we had a small 4" fan mounted to keep him cool during the summer nights.
One night he awoke nauseous, and proceeded to puke over the rail... only he vomited into the fan.
LOL that was a rough night for all of us.
My son was accident prone up until a few years ago. In preschool, while picking him up one day, we had a note in his locker stating "Ian ran into a brick wall today". He had apparently been running on the playground at recess, and ran headlong into an exterior wall.
3 days later we received another note stating "Ian ran into a brick wall again today"
When I questioned him on it, he exclaimed "I seen it Dad! I seen it this time... but I was going so fast, I couldn't stop in time. So I put my hands out like this!"
I asked "Well Bud? This is the 2nd time you hit a wall this week. What do you think you can do to prevent this from happening again?"
He answered "I guess I just have to stop running outside."
perplexed, I asked "Why would you stop running outside?"
"Because that's where all the brick walls are Dad." he answered.
I just couldn't argue with that logic.
He also used to sleep in a loft bed with a rail (to prevent him falling). On it we had a small 4" fan mounted to keep him cool during the summer nights.
One night he awoke nauseous, and proceeded to puke over the rail... only he vomited into the fan.
LOL that was a rough night for all of us.