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[Indybeer]

Testicle for sale! - $16000 (Eastside)

Date: 2009-07-23, 3:26PM EDT
Reply to: sale-7rt6c-1285239862@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



So I have a very large amount of credit card debt that I am in great need of paying off! I need to sell and sacrifice my left testicle to fix the problem! If anyone needs one due to cancer or your's just don't perform to your standards, please email me at sebastiangilland@yahoo.com! I will provide pictures and more information upon request ! Thank you!

• Location: Eastside

 

[redbarontoys]

16000! Talk about an EGO!

 

[fishgun]

Guy really is NUTS

 

[spasmo]

Wonder which friend played the practical joke on him... hehehe And if he's serious then yeah, he's just nuts.

 

[FordMan08]

Damnit!! I've been looking for a good right testicle. Just my luck.

 

[ATM]

Guy really is NUTS

Not for long, soon he'll just be a nut.

I'm considering sending him a lowball offer.

 

[Lucas156]

Aren't some universties offering money for testicles? Maybe someone should let him know lol

 

[holejack1]

He's one marble closer to being a steer.

 

[Rookie]

Aren't some universties offering money for testicles? Maybe someone should let him know lol

Which university is offering money? All I need to do is ask the wife to borrow them and get me paid!!! Lord knows, I don't need them...

 

[Lucas156]

Which university is offering money? All I need to do is ask the wife to borrow them and get me paid!!! Lord knows, I don't need them...

I don't know thats why Im asking you! lol

 

[Seancass]

I can't imagine things ever being THAT bad for me. Ever.

 

[glocker1911]

I can't decide which is scarier. The thought that someone would post an ad like that, or the idea that you can contact him for more info and PICTURES. Holy cow. Of course, when you stop and think about it, every major sport gets by with one ball at a time, so.......

 

[public servant]

Safe bet Lance Armstrong didn't place the ad. And I'm not making fun...merely stating facts.

Oh...and this is an orchidometer...wanna guess what it's used for?? And yes...it's an actual medical insturment!

 

[mdroz3]

here's a question. If the person who buy's this ummm item, gets his wife pregnant, will the baby be his, or this loonatic's??

 

[Jack Ryan]

I can't decide which is scarier. The thought that someone would post an ad like that, or the idea that you can contact him for more info and PICTURES. Holy cow. Of course, when you stop and think about it, every major sport gets by with one ball at a time, so.......

Billards

 

[Jack Ryan]

Safe bet Lance Armstrong didn't place the ad. And I'm not making fun...merely stating facts.

Oh...and this is an orchidometer...wanna guess what it's used for?? And yes...it's an actual medical insturment!

"Prader's balls", "the medical worry beads", or the "endocrine rosary."

"Every endocrinologist should have an orchidometer. It's his stethoscope."

 

[RelicHound]

for $16K Id be tempted to give one up...Im married so its not like I need both of em anyway.

 

[Jack Ryan]

for $16K Id be tempted to give one up...Im married so its not like I need both of em anyway.

no no no, I just can't say it. I give it 5 more minutes at best before some one does.

 

[joekoug]

I don't find the cancer joke too tasteful myself...

 

[RelicHound]

no no no, I just can't say it. I give it 5 more minutes at best before some one does.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh