DOES IT MEAN I AM BUYING TOO MANY FIREARMS?

[Titanium Man]

This makes me think of a great prank to play on someone. Give a buddy a Christmas card on behalf of a gun store and mail it so his wife finds it. "Thanks for the massive support this last year. Your patronage alone has allowed us to hire additional staff and support our community. We look forward to a great 2014. PS, we took a chance and mailed this to your home address rather than the 'shipping address' you have us use for purchases."

I could see sending a letter to his wife telling her he's cheating, but this is just plain cold blooded.

 

[WebSnyper]

How preposterous.

I know right? I can't even understand these words being put together "too many guns"... it is like he is speaking a different language or something.

 

[Winamac]

You talking about Downham's in Logan?

Yes...Great folks. I do all my business (that I can) with them. Just seems that friendly LGS like theirs are far and few.

 

[foxmustang]

I'm on the rewards program at my LGS. I got half off a box of defense ammo

 

[Mark 1911]

Does it mean I am buying TOO many guns when I get a Christmas card from my LGS? LOL!! I think its great. Makes me feel like part of their family.

No, it means that your LGS thinks you are not buying enough.

 

[inccwchris]

My LGS called me on Christmas Eve. Granted it was to tell me they had my ID, but still.

 

[MikeDVB]

You know you bought too many firearms when you get a Christmas card from your spouse's attorney!

I don't get it.

[Really... I don't get it].

 

[Cemetery-man]

Just be glad that you have a LGS that will actually take the time to recognize and thank their loyal customers. That's what I like about the smaller, more friendly stores. I just wish there were more Mom & Pop businesses out there. When places become too large like Midwest that personal touch disappears.

 

[swany11]

I assumed it meant you were being audited by the IRS.

 

[metaldog]

Your LGS doesn't want to make any money. They just want you to buy more guns!

 

[sharkey]

"Too many guns"


I know all those words, but that makes no sense

 

[wizardfitz]

I don't know about to many, but my guy at my LGS knows my credit card number by heart.

 

[gunslinger762]

Guess I need to start buying more guns... lol

 

[Gluemanz28]

This makes me think of a great prank to play on someone. Give a buddy a Christmas card on behalf of a gun store and mail it so his wife finds it. "Thanks for the massive support this last year. Your patronage alone has allowed us to hire additional staff and support our community. We look forward to a great 2014. PS, we took a chance and mailed this to your home address rather than the 'shipping address' you have us use for purchases."

This will be better sent as a post card instead of a card in an envelope.

I had a very large customer that was telling me about one of his employees yelling at him as he was coming out of a drug store. The employee was with a vendor buying lunch and there was a couple ladies with them. The employee yelled to my buddy as he exited the drug store. "Hey Jerry are you getting your Viagra refilled"

I told the customer I would take care of it. I sent in a post card from a company selling inflatable dolls to him at the company they worked at. It said that they were giving him a 20% off coupon for his excessive orders placed to them.

The card was transferred from several individuals before it reached his mailbox.

A postcard is open reading for all to see

 

[TheJoker]

"...TOO MANY FIREARMS???" No such thing!!!