COMMUNITY URBANIZATION

[VUPDblue]

One time I saw a unicorn jump over a rainbow and land in a pot of gold. I told the neighbors and we all had a good laugh.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

I second that.

Funny read though![Funny and maybe useful for someone. I vote yes. on the thread. Think differently.]

Easy there, Rearend. I didn't say it wasn't useful to anyone. I seconded "strange" and there have been some funny posts.

Reading this thread requires thinking differently. Really.

 

[snowrs]

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients.But we can’t scoff at them personally, to their faces,and this is what annoys me...

 

[H. Rearden]

Easy there, Rearend. I didn't say it wasn't useful to anyone. I seconded "strange" and there have been some funny posts.

Reading this thread requires thinking differently. Really.[I know I got a little excited. I did say maybe. I will keep posting things that come to me. Please feel free to contribute at anytime.]

 

[H. Rearden]

You can use a baking soda paste as a general stain remover. Rub chalk on grease stains prior to washing. Apply butter or margarine to chocolate stains, let set at least 15 minutes and wash.

 

[snowrs]

A father sea catfish keeps the eggs of his young in his mouth until they are ready to hatch. He will not eat until his young are born, which may take several weeks.

 

[Scutter01]

Werewolves always have an odd number of nipples. Vampires always have an even number.

 

[snowrs]

A polecat is not a cat. It is a nocturnal European weasel

 

[danielocean03]

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

 

[snowrs]

All clams start out as males; some decide to become females at some point in their lives

 

[Scutter01]

For a six-foot tall person, the horizon is about 3.1 miles away, using the formula SQRT(height above surface in feet / 0.5736) = distance to horizon.

If you use the formula SQRT(height above surface in feet / 5736), the horizon is only 158 feet away.

 

[Boost Lee]

Just in case you didn't know...

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321

 

[snowrs]

For a six-foot tall person, the horizon is about 3.1 miles away, using the formula SQRT(height above surface in feet / 0.5736) = distance to horizon.

If you use the formula SQRT(height above surface in feet / 5736), the horizon is only 158 feet away.

No fair decimals are just used to confuse and bewilder

 

[Scutter01]

Not everything could also be something. For example, not everything could be half of something, which is still something and therefore not nothing. I would like to imagine that it is true.

 

[snowrs]

A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day

 

[Hotdoger]

Anyone have any cost cutting energy ideas out of the box?

1. Pizza delivery.
2. Get a moped
3. Cut fat intake. I have lose26 pounds in about 5 months. Grocery bill is way down.
4. Goodwill has great deals
5. Ebay and Craigslist is your friend
6. Use automotive hand cleaner from Dollar Genreral for grease stains on clothes.
7. Raise your deductible on your vehicles and drive slower.
8. Do every repair on your home and personal property yourself.
9. Get a woodburner for your home and look for free firewood to cut. don't buy a logsplitter. Do it yourself.

 

[Scutter01]

If you combine mango and cod-liver oil in a blender and then pour it over ice, you'll wish you hadn't.

 

[Scutter01]

When you're just swimming by and an eel bites your thigh, that's a moray.

 

[danielocean03]

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

 

[Kick]

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

I bet no one new he walked into the bar because he needed a drink after reading this thread.....