assorted Obama Jokes

[PeaShooter]

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree---25 to life would be appropriate.

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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.

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Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !

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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
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Even my spell check thinks
Pelosi and Obama are wrong.

 

[Blaze261]

Nice I will be sure to tell some of these to my boy's Pediatrician.

 

[colt45er]

Posted all on facebook!! Well see who responds!!

 

[bw210]

Posted all on facebook!! Well see who responds!!

+1

 

[DragonGunner]

Jokes...?....I thought those were the facts.

 

[Bill of Rights]

Jokes...?....I thought those were the facts.

As was posted months ago by (I think?) Melensdad:

The problem with most Obama jokes is that his supporters don't feel they're funny, and the rest of us know they aren't jokes.