Aphorism

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A friend sent this to me...

APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH.

[FONT=&quot] 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always [/FONT][FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]starts tomorrow.

[FONT=&quot] 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will [/FONT][FONT=&quot]make him wag his tail.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably [/FONT][FONT=&quot]don't have any sense at all.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when [/FONT][FONT=&quot]you're in deep water.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is [/FONT][FONT=&quot]afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants [/FONT][FONT=&quot]to stay out all night?[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 7. Business conventions are important because they [/FONT][FONT=&quot]demonstrate how many people a company can [/FONT][FONT=&quot]operate without.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger [/FONT][FONT=&quot]than everyone else looks?[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 9. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy [/FONT][FONT=&quot]who wants to buy a car.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get [/FONT][FONT=&quot]more publicity.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a [/FONT][FONT=&quot]wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 13. No one ever says 'It's only a game.' when their [/FONT][FONT=&quot]team is winning.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a [/FONT][FONT=&quot]nap.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way [/FONT][FONT=&quot]you're going to like it.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not [/FONT][FONT=&quot]everybody has the same size bucket.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have [/FONT][FONT=&quot]thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot](And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's [/FONT][FONT=&quot]more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 19. After 50, IF you don't wake up aching in every [/FONT][FONT=&quot]joint, you are probably dead!![/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 20. Always be yourself because the people that [/FONT][FONT=&quot]matter don't mind, and the ones who mind, don't [/FONT][FONT=&quot]matter![/FONT][/FONT][/FONT]

 

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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will [FONT=&quot]make him wag his tail.[/FONT][/FONT][/FONT]

2a. Wag more, bark less.