Am I the victim of paranoia?

[jve153]

get a bigger pillow?

 

[lowendgenerator]

He wants to take his guns out on a boat to protect them from 5 year old girls, but now worries about losing them all in a tragic boating accident.

Bass players really DO think alike.

 

[canav844]

Paranoid of what? missing what boat? you aren't supposed to have guns
on boats. It's Illegal to hunt on one, so if you're doing that I understand
your paranoia.

How do you ward off domestic pirates? What's wrong with guns on boats? Why are guns used only for hunting?





OP, it's a sign, get a Colt instead.

 

[TaunTaun]

Just because you are paranoid, does not mean that the five year old girls are not out to get you...