PART 3: I'm new an your 50-post rule sucks! Please change it for my convenience, and what is all this crap about pineapple on pizza.

[KG1]

Time for the hot wash:
- Previously banned (Churchmouse's rule #1/Humble Pie reference)
- Came back, dropped a ton of 1-liners/stopped at 51 posts
- Got reported 3 times for 1-liners AFTER I deleted like 10 of them
- Received a nice PM from me (the copy/paste one where I say "come for the classifieds, stay for the discussion")
- Received a reply from me in the intro thread (read the rules basically)
- Received a warning/PM with chapter and verse included from me
- Replied to my PM. Really should've chosen the words carefully.
- My reply: I think we're done here.
- Gained the dubious distinction of being the 54th and 57th notch on my hammer

WOW that killed a lot of morning.

Take out the papers and the trash or you don't get no corn beef hash.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Time for the hot wash:
- Previously banned (Churchmouse's rule #1/Humble Pie reference)
- Came back, dropped a ton of 1-liners/stopped at 51 posts
- Got reported 3 times for 1-liners AFTER I deleted like 10 of them
- Received a nice PM from me (the copy/paste one where I say "come for the classifieds, stay for the discussion")
- Received a reply from me in the intro thread (read the rules basically)
- Received a warning/PM with chapter and verse included from me
- Replied to my PM. Really should've chosen the words carefully.
- My reply: I think we're done here.
- Gained the dubious distinction of being the 54th and 57th notch on my hammer

WOW that killed a lot of morning.

 

[KellyinAvon]

Take out the papers and the trash or you don't get no corn beef hash.

Or spending cash.

 

[WebSnyper]

Time for the hot wash:
- Previously banned (Churchmouse's rule #1/Humble Pie reference)
- Came back, dropped a ton of 1-liners/stopped at 51 posts
- Got reported 3 times for 1-liners AFTER I deleted like 10 of them
- Received a nice PM from me (the copy/paste one where I say "come for the classifieds, stay for the discussion")
- Received a reply from me in the intro thread (read the rules basically)
- Received a warning/PM with chapter and verse included from me
- Replied to my PM. Really should've chosen the words carefully.
- My reply: I think we're done here.
- Gained the dubious distinction of being the 54th and 57th notch on my hammer

WOW that killed a lot of morning.

Wow, that's showing a lot of patience, especially being someone who had previously gotten the temp hammer.

 

[bobzilla]

Looks like @31ST MEUSOC is back in town and has completed his 50 posts! Can't seem to look anywhere an AK is mentioned without him chiming in the past few days.

Is he an AK savant that we didn't learn about due to his earlier timeout from the playground?

anyone remember this gem:

Ok you guys put a post up asking opinions you act like a bunch of first rate jackbags. If you dont like opinions dont ask ****bag. Again this 50 post rule dumb you guys jumping in the honor of protecting your holy grail site is sad. Anyway I dont mean to start garbage here but I am not going to be walked over by a bunch of keyboard commandos .

Pepperidge farms remembers

 

[femurphy77]

Or spending cash.

Don't talk back.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Wrong season.

Shoot.

 

[Sigblitz]

Temporary?

 

[Sigblitz]

I hope he's back in a couple days.

 

[WebSnyper]

anyone remember this gem:

Pepperidge farms remembers

Yep, that would have nailed or for me. KIA clearly has more patience than me.

 

[Sigblitz]

I hope he's back in a couple days.

Just in case this is St. Nick.

 

[Sigblitz]

Ok, Nick, if you're reading this.
I really want the Red Rider bb gun my aunt never gave me. I got a bag of jacks instead.

 

[Hardscrable]

Time for the hot wash:
- Previously banned (Churchmouse's rule #1/Humble Pie reference)
- Came back, dropped a ton of 1-liners/stopped at 51 posts
- Got reported 3 times for 1-liners AFTER I deleted like 10 of them
- Received a nice PM from me (the copy/paste one where I say "come for the classifieds, stay for the discussion")
- Received a reply from me in the intro thread (read the rules basically)
- Received a warning/PM with chapter and verse included from me
- Replied to my PM. Really should've chosen the words carefully.
- My reply: I think we're done here.
- Gained the dubious distinction of being the 54th and 57th notch on my hammer

WOW that killed a lot of morning.

Bravo sir ! Job well done.

I was scrolling thru his overnight work and next thing I knew POOF. He gone

 

[Michigan Slim]

I'm not eating anything that must be processed in lye to make it edible.

But what if the bar is going to close and you have had more than a few over your limit? And you're hungry?

 

[Michigan Slim]

But he only wanted to get to the classifieds to shop for Christmas! Think of the childrens!

 

[rbhargan]

But he only wanted to get to the classifieds to shop for Christmas! Think of the childrens!

"Sorry, little Eddie and Susie. The Ingo Krampus won't let me buy you those .22 Cricket bolt actions I saw in the classifieds."

 

[Cameramonkey]

I hope he's back in a couple days.

If he is, he’ll get banned permanently again. Because it will be a shill.

 

[KellyinAvon]

"Sorry, little Eddie and Susie. The Ingo Krampus won't let me buy you those .22 Cricket bolt actions I saw in the classifieds."

Wait, am I "the INGO Krampus"?? WTF is a Krampus? To the Urban Dictionary!!

 

[actaeon277]

Wait, am I "the INGO Krampus"?? WTF is a Krampus? To the Urban Dictionary!!

 

[rbhargan]

Wait, am I "the INGO Krampus"?? WTF is a Krampus? To the Urban Dictionary!!

Better to consult a German folklore book about what happens to naughty children.