I played with fire...

[halfmileharry]

Heck Frank,
We told ya 'bout Dale Hollow but forgot to mention those nasty radar traps around the area.
I apologize.
Ya gotta get there 'fore ya has a good time.

 

[littletommy]

They keep saying the construction south of Sellersburg to the river will be finished by years end, figures, I had to drive that stretch every day for 11 years, and quit that job 2 weeks ago.

 

[yeti rider]

Those troopers down there show no mercy. I was with a leo friend in his car many years ago on the way to Louisville, he got pulled over down in that area and got a ticket.

 

[2A_Tom]

Is that like "don't wear your drop leg with dress pants?"

But it works with a tux!

 

[bobzilla]

But it works with a tux!

Got it. So no half assery allowed.

 

[Bennettjh]

 

[halfmileharry]

All this time I figured Frank might understand the cop mentality. Silly me.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

You didn't talk to him, did you?

 

[DoggyDaddy]

You didn't talk to him, did you?

Hopefully at least enough to ask, "Am I being detained?!?!"

 

[jbombelli]

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to take your pants off, run around in a circle, wave your arms, and yell "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"

 

[bobzilla]

Hopefully at least enough to ask, "Am I being detained?!?!"

While recording on his cell phone.

 

[Cameramonkey]

...and got burnt. Speeding ticket for 74 in a 55 in Jeffersonville on the way to Dale Hollow. I should have known better, that stretch of 65 is always full of Troopers. On the plus side, no curbstomp received.

Duh. Professional courtesy.

 

[patience0830]

Good thing you were only 24 mph over.

Must be the new math?

 

[t-squared]

Must be the new math?

Those were metric mph's.......

 

[SSGSAD]

That area has been "under construction" for the last 20+ years. I don't think it will ever be done.

AMEN, to THAT !!!!!

 

[Vigilant]

That area has been "under construction" for the last 20+ years. I don't think it will ever be done.

Gauranteed Revenue Zone, or GRZ for short, no reason to stop construction, when the cash is soooo good!

 

[Vigilant]

On the flip side, did you leave the Windows only cracked, and send out your papers? Did you complain about paying his salary, and why he should be stopping crime? Or did you give him tips on how to get a mirror gloss on the jack boots? (Hint, hint, no spit, lotsa Kiwi, elbow grease, and a lighter.)

 

[indyjohn]

Love Dale Hollow. The OG & I got married on a boat there 5 years ago.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

This is why when I get caught speeding, I ALWAYS outrun the cops. And wave my gun out the window shooting into the air screaming "You can't catch me coppers!"

 

[warthog]

This is why when I get caught speeding, I ALWAYS outrun the cops. And wave my gun out the window shooting into the air screaming "You can't catch me coppers!"

OH yeah. I usually ask the friendly police officer if he/she knows what pennies are made of? When they ask me what the answer is, I say "DIRTY ROTTEN COPPER!" andsuddenly they go back to write me a few extra tickets. I don't understand.