The Perfect Fortune

[Scutter01]

Spasmo and I had lunch today at Panda Express and I finally got the perfect fortune. It's absolutely 100% accurate and describes me completely! I was astonished at how perceptive the fortune was!

 

[TomN]

I don't get it......

 

[gage]

congrats, you made in the club with cla$$.

 

[Scutter01]

congrats, you made in the club with cla$$.

Hey, it must be true! They couldn't put it in a fortune cookie if it wasn't true!

 

[quiggly]

Can I borrow 1000 rounds of ammo... They will be slightly used when I return them but return them I will... I promise.....

 

[Benny]

My all time favorite fortune was: "you are the master of all situations." I saved that thing forever and now I've misplaced it.

 

[Bill of Rights]

Eh. I usually get either "You will be hungry again in an hour." or "Beware Chinese fortune cookie in Japanese restaurant."

Either that or "Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!"

 

[techres]

OR the girl I knew who had one that said, "You Make God Sick"...

 

[Scutter01]

Eh. I usually get either "You will be hungry again in an hour." or "Beware Chinese fortune cookie in Japanese restaurant."

Either that or "Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!"

"That wasn't chicken"

 

[ATM]

Were you by any chance OCing a new Glock you paid way too much for? That would be spooky.

congrats, you made in the club with cla$$.

 

[Pami]

Someone told me once that cookie fortunes are always much better if you add the words "in bed" to the end.

IE: Generosity and perfection are your assets -- and they show in bed!

 

[IndyParts]

You willing ate Panda Express?

 

[BloodEclipse]

It sounds like the fortune cookie at Panda Express was pandering for "Big Tip"
Do they really use Panda parts in their recipes?

 

[Scutter01]

Someone told me once that cookie fortunes are always much better if you add the words "in bed" to the end.

IE: Generosity and perfection are your assets -- and they show in bed!

Hey, it's still 100% accurate!

 

[JetGirl]

The last fortune I got...was blank.

 

[spasmo]

You willing ate Panda Express?

I absolutely love the kung pao chicken there. I make it at home but it's still better there. Mine is really good but theirs is great. Scutter always gets Beijing Beef. If he gets two entrees then he gets the Orange Chicken.

 

[Scutter01]

"That wasn't chicken"

 

[Soundslikejosh]

That wasn't chicken in bed??

 

[Blue Tile Spook]

Bock bock meow!

 

[BloodEclipse]

It must have been Panda.