Thank you Mr. Stranger!!!!

[longbow]

I was sitting on my porch doing some work. ( a few minutes ago) and an older car drives up past my gate and parks. It happens when people are lost and they back up and leave. I noticed the car was still there and see a “head” moving up and down at the edge of the tall grass in my field.

I moved to a point on the porch to get a better view. Next I shouted if I can help and the guy gets up, moves funny to the car, with his pants partly down and drives off fast.

My dog provided cover, as I walked down to the area. The nice man left me a gift in my field. I guess my place looks like a toilet to him. I shut the gate, walked back up to get a shovel and planted what he left me.


Update: he has a bad case of pin worms!!!!

 

[OZZY.40]

How mean of you, I bet he didn't get a chance to wipe!

 

[Suprtek]

Geeze, what kink of loser would do that? Especially anywhere near someone's home.

-1 stranger....

 

[Scutter01]

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go! Consider it free fertilizer.

 

[RockofStrength]

 

[HotPocket]

It's only funny cause I was not the pooper or the poopee.

 

[Scutter01]

It's only funny cause I was not the pooper or the poopee.

I think I just got a new sigline.

 

[HotPocket]

I think I just got a new sigline.

 

[snowrs]

That is the ultimate in Neg rep.

 

[Westside]

I am shaking my head in disbelief.

 

[DaKruiser]

It's only funny cause I was not the pooper or the poopee.

I think I just got a new sigline.

I don't know what else to say!

 

[Scutter01]

Did he look like these guys? I hear they're celebrated poopers.

 

[csmith]

You should be happy the guy didn't wait for you to get there, shake your hand and introduce himself to you.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Hey, I couldn't help it, I had just eaten Taco Bell!

 

[IndySSD]

you think that's bad?

I knew a guy once who crapped in a customers attic while up there doing work on a hot summer day..... and got BUSTED....


I've seen guys pinch loaves off at the lake by hanging their asses over the edge of the boat... i mean seriously you can't get away from your honey hole for 5 - 10 minutes to run to shore and "Bear style" it? No one wants to see that!

 

[newtothis]

you think that's bad?

I knew a guy once who crapped in a customers attic while up there doing work on a hot summer day..... and got BUSTED....


I've seen guys pinch loaves off at the lake by hanging their asses over the edge of the boat... i mean seriously you can't get away from your honey hole for 5 - 10 minutes to run to shore and "Bear style" it? No one wants to see that!

I knew a guy, who while working at a used car lot, dropped a log in the trunk of a car... it was the early part of winter, and they didnt find it til March.

I dont care what they tell ya, there are just some things duct tape and wd-40 just cant fix.

 

[Bill of Rights]

That is the ultimate in Neg rep.

Nope.


This is:

 

[LEaSH]

There's another thread on here somewhere that an INGOer's neighbor pooped in his yard as retribution for telling him to not let his dog poop in his property.

Crazy people I swear.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

That's what you get for writing ass kicking SHTF stories!

Retaliation to the nth degree...

 

[HandK]

Man! thats really crappy of him!!