You don't know Jack Poopie...
The lineage is now revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Poopie," but now you can handle this situation with confidence!
Jack is the only son of O. Poopie and Awe Poopie. O. Poopie, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Poopie, the owner of Knee-deep N.Poopie, Inc.
In turn, Jack Poopie married Noe Poopie, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Poopie, Fulla Poopie, Giva Poopie, Bull Poopie and the twins, Deep Poopie and Dip Poopie.
Against her parents wishes, Deep Poopie married Dumb Poopie, a high school drop-out.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Poopie divorced. Noe Poopie later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Poopie-Sherlock.
Dip Poopie married Loada Poopie and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Poopie.
Fulla Poopie and Giva Poopie were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Poopie-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made millions. You've probably seen it...
The Poopie-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.
Bull Poopie, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Poopie.
So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Poopie," you can correct them and inform them of your more than deep knowledge of the family tree.
The lineage is now revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Poopie," but now you can handle this situation with confidence!
Jack is the only son of O. Poopie and Awe Poopie. O. Poopie, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Poopie, the owner of Knee-deep N.Poopie, Inc.
In turn, Jack Poopie married Noe Poopie, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Poopie, Fulla Poopie, Giva Poopie, Bull Poopie and the twins, Deep Poopie and Dip Poopie.
Against her parents wishes, Deep Poopie married Dumb Poopie, a high school drop-out.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Poopie divorced. Noe Poopie later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Poopie-Sherlock.
Dip Poopie married Loada Poopie and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Poopie.
Fulla Poopie and Giva Poopie were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Poopie-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made millions. You've probably seen it...
The Poopie-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.
Bull Poopie, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Poopie.
So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Poopie," you can correct them and inform them of your more than deep knowledge of the family tree.
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