When they roll up on you at the pump.

[daddyusmaximus]

I am a bit skeptical. None of those guys seems to have impaired vision or are touching their face, I would think that their eyes would feel on fire. I would be surprised that the gas would shoot out so far from the end of the nozzle. Really 3 or 4 guys driving around in a van and jumping out like commandos to steal one guys wallet

Doubt it was for just the wallet. Probably the car too. Even though, sometime the blitzkrieg style attack normally will stop the target from fighting back, so it probably is normally very successful.

 

[Butch627]

Carjacking?

Would be kind of dumb to carjack it until the tank was full

 

[IndyDave1776]

THE ORIGINAL SPRAY AND PRAY!!!

What would he have done had he been an atheist?

 

[femurphy77]

REALLY hoping to see a large fireball reflect back after they left the station.

Sparkles has a sad.

 

[EyeCarry]

What would he have done had he been an atheist?

Get a "cleansing" from the, hopefully, free car wash that the station would have/should have given him.
I wondered about this today actually. Hope he got washed off quickly. Car and clothing.

 

[Jsomerset]

That wasn't cheap!

Give us 6 primers worth there ole feller!

 

[Pepi]

Guys were only going to ask for directions. Ask their momma

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

That's what they get for trying to mug a porn actor; you fall back on your training.

 

[DadSmith]

Now what would have been hilarious is if one of the bad guys lit up a cigarette a few moments later.....

 

[Slonsteady]

I am always ready to do this while pumping. I am surprised how far that stream shot out. I had planned to cover the nozzle with my thumb. Next time I fill up a large jug I will hit it with a full pull and some safety googles on to estimate the force. Much better defensive weapon if it comes out that hard. I bet that was acholol fuel in South America.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

LOL. PXSS ON YOU, FUTHERMUCKERS!

 

[GIJEW]

That looked like spraying insecticide on roaches!

For a moment I thought a lighter might have been handy...but remembered that there's a reason gas pumps have explosion-proof wiring