When Guys Say They "Love" Their Guns...

[JeepHammer]

Bomb Squad Called After UK Man Gets WWII Munition 'Stuck In Bottom'

Hospital staff in Britain acted swiftly after a man arrived at their emergency ward with a World War II-era munition in his rectum.

www.ndtv.com

 

[JCSR]

 

[churchmouse]

 

[JeepHammer]

View attachment 170237

I thought he took it way too far also...

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Munition =/= gun.

 

[mark40sw]

They are a wild bunch over there. The land that gave us Monty Python and Benny Hill.

 

[KG1]

He was hiding it in his bumker.

 

[femurphy77]

I've been called to ED several times to provide tools to remove "hardware" from various locations in and on the human body but never ammunition. (yes I know it wasn't live)

 

[WebSnyper]

Police and army experts were called in but(t) medics had removed the object safely before they arrived, police in Gloucestershire, western England, said.

Fixed that one from the article...

 

[Bugzilla]

Reminds me of one of my favorite Clint Eastwood’s lines: “Sh_t fire and save the matches.”

 

[JeepHammer]

I've been called to ED several times to provide tools to remove "hardware" from various locations in and on the human body but never ammunition. (yes I know it wasn't live)

I don't even have the words...
That's why I just posted a link.

I've heard stories, but just can't imagine it, or maybe my brain just doesn't want to go there...

I KNEW there were (and still are) some good jokes there, I just couldn't think of any...

 

[Expat]

You never know what that gerbil might be packing with him.

 

[BGDave]

I gots to know.

Type of munition.

Rifle grenade or Panzerfaust?

 

[Twangbanger]

My first thought was, "WW2, wow, this guy must have been miserable having that in there all this time."

Then I saw he "fell on it" and accidentally got it lodged.

Mkay, well...that leads to some kind of joke about Alec Baldwin saying he "didn't pull the trigger," but I'm not good enough to think one up right now.

 

[femurphy77]

I don't even have the words...
That's why I just posted a link.

I've heard stories, but just can't imagine it, or maybe my brain just doesn't want to go there...

I KNEW there were (and still are) some good jokes there, I just couldn't think of any...

Uh yeah, listen to your brain on this one.

Trust me.

And I'm not even the guy that makes contact.

 

[rem788]

"He was hiding it in his bumker." You owe me a monitor screen cleaning!

 

[Timjoebillybob]

My first thought was, "WW2, wow, this guy must have been miserable having that in there all this time."

Then I saw he "fell on it" and accidentally got it lodged.

Mkay, well...that leads to some kind of joke about Alec Baldwin saying he "didn't pull the trigger," but I'm not good enough to think one up right now.

I know a couple of nurses, I've heard numerous stories similar. Didn't see the pop bottle sitting on the couch... A guy with a vaccuum cleaner hose on his member who slipped while vacuuming... That guy shut up real quick when asked if he always vacuumed in the nude. Glass swizzle stick stuck in guys member, girl friend was "playing around".

 

[Hkindiana]

From the description it sounds more like an artillery round than a mortar, and the guy did CLAIM that he slipped an “fell onto it” - yeah, right