WARNING! TSA deems cupcakes a terror threat!

[femurphy77]

"Give it up, old man!!! I know you're keestering cupcakes for Al Qaeda!"

A good ol' boiled egg, garlic and beer fart would be so righteous right about now!!

 

[jedi]

A good ol' boiled egg, garlic and beer fart would be so righteous right about now!!

& that has occurred and the traveler has been arrested for assault on a federal employee. Too lazy to google it right now.

-Jedi

 

[mrjarrell]

A good ol' boiled egg, garlic and beer fart would be so righteous right about now!!

I wouldn't advise it.
Drunk man Jose Cruz charged for assault, farts on policeman | thetelegraph.com.au

 

[ThrottleJockey]

So, let me ask you this. Just how far must we be pushed before pushing back? Where exactly is the line drawn for the sheep? How far must the sheep be pushed before you all stand up and fight back?

 

[J_Wales]

"Give it up, old man!!! I know you're keestering cupcakes for Al Qaeda!"

The TSA is worried about the gel on a cupcake? What about the gel on this TSA fatass's gut?

 

[J_Wales]

So, let me ask you this. Just how far must we be pushed before pushing back? Where exactly is the line drawn for the sheep? How far must the sheep be pushed before you all stand up and fight back?

The bleating sheep will happily march down the stockades until the see see the slaughterer at the gate. By then it will be too late.

 

[ThrottleJockey]

The bleating sheep will happily march down the stockades until the see see the slaughterer at the gate. By then it will be too late.

It's already too late.

 

[TopDog]

I wonder if Osama Bin Laden is looking up at us from hell and laughing at the far reaching and lasting negative effects 911 has had on us as a country.

 

[J_Wales]

It's already too late.

Not so.
Prepare yourself.
Prepare your family.
Wake up those that will listen.
Hell is coming to breakfast.

 

[Davegrave]

"Give it up, old man!!! I know you're keestering cupcakes for Al Qaeda!"

I thought Karl Rove had the security clearance to bypass this kind of search.

I wouldn't advise it.
Drunk man Jose Cruz charged for assault, farts on policeman | thetelegraph.com.au

"Cruz "lifted his leg and passed gas loudly on (Patrolman) Parsons... then fanned the air with his hand in front of his rear.""
Come on!!! This guy should get a beer, not a criminal charge. That's genius. I don't understand how people tolerate this crap. It's a fart! A childish joke! It shouldn't be a crime. If you need the courts to handle a situation where someone farts on you, please kill yourself because you're a far bigger problem in this nation than a farter. How do you wake up and look at yourself in the mirror every morning and still feel like a man after you arrest and charge somebody for a fart?

 

[ThrottleJockey]

Not so.
Prepare yourself.
Prepare your family.
Wake up those that will listen.
Hell is coming to breakfast.

I've awoken a few to say the least and am prepared as I can be at all times brother. I just pray it's my generation that deals with it, that my childrens won't have to, and that it hurts little as possible

 

[J_Wales]

I've awoken a few to say the least and am prepared as I can be at all times brother. I just pray it's my generation that deals with it, that my childrens won't have to, and that it hurts little as possible

Amen Brother.
You're not alone.

 

[gunowner930]

Does anything that comes out about the TSA blue shirts surprise anyone? They're all scum, every last one of them. If the employees had any values left, they would seek employment elsewhere.