Texas is full of sissy boys who have been taken over by every country that has tried to take them over. The only fight a texan can win is against another texan.
Two guys were supposed to fight in the park at lunch and a town cop was tired of sitting in the park waiting for it. He came up to us, explained his position, set some very basic rules and the boys went at it.
I cannot imagine growing up in a society where everyone carries a video camera. What a nightmare.