The official Status update thread part 4

[RelicHound]

Oh, well that sucks then. You like kicking people, you should kick your boss and have a day off.

That would be pretty fun.

 

[sclark]

It was chilli up here too.
I'm soooo ready for the rainy season to be over.

I know, I feel like we got ripped off on Spring this year.

That would be pretty fun.

Its all about having fun in the work place.

 

[RelicHound]

Why do Americans celebrate cynco demayo? or what ever the hell its called? "der takin errr jeerrrbs"

 

[sclark]

That would be pretty fun.

Hey I've been meaning to tell you that I'm very impressed with your vast knowledge on Midget Horseback riding. That was from a couple days ago, I'm sure you remember.

 

[RelicHound]

Hey I've been meaning to tell you that I'm very impressed with your vast knowledge on Midget Horseback riding. That was from a couple days ago, I'm sure you remember.

Im the only "great midget war" historian in the country.

 

[sclark]

Im the only "great midget war" historian in the country.

I would say, that was cracking me up.

 

[sclark]

Hey you should see how high the water is down at my dads lot, about six feet going up the driveway now.

 

[RelicHound]

I would say, that was cracking me up.

I had my boss rolling the other day..he said something and I said "That makes me want to knee a midget in the face" he said "whats your fascination with midgets?" I simply replied with "their portable" and walked off..I didnt think it was that funny but he was laughing so hard he couldnt breath.

 

[RelicHound]

Hey you should see how high the water is down at my dads lot, about six feet going up the driveway now.

damn...I seen it was rite up to the edge of the road on claremont...looks like it came up quit a bit this week. Im gonna drive over to burdette in the morning and see how high it is.

 

[sclark]

I had my boss rolling the other day..he said something and I said "That makes me want to knee a midget in the face" he said "whats your fascination with midgets?" I simply replied with "their portable" and walked off..I didnt think it was that funny but he was laughing so hard he couldnt breath.

That is funny, often wonder myself why so many people are fascinated with midgets but then I think I probably don't want to know.

 

[HandK]

Everyone wants a mini me!!

 

[HandK]

Er....a.......I meen a mini them!!

 

[RelicHound]

That is funny, often wonder myself why so many people are fascinated with midgets but then I think I probably don't want to know.

Midgets are awesome..they are like kids that you can tell dirty jokes to!
I had a midget friend in high school...he use to get so pissed when I called him a midget...we always thought he was pretty harmless and almost everyone picked on him...we didnt do anything bad to him really,but one day he snapped and whooped the crap out of this dude...he jumped up on a table in the lunch room with a chair in his hands and smoked this kid upside the head with the chair...it was pretty epic! I still picked on him tho...I think I secretly wanted to get in a fight with a midget.

 

[sclark]

Everyone wants a mini me!!

Is that what it is cause even outside this forum I hear about it a lot, only guys say it though.

 

[RelicHound]

Everyone wants a mini me!!

Ill take a mini HandK! but only if he comes with mini versions of the cool guns you own!

 

[HandK]

Is that what it is cause even outside this forum I hear about it a lot, only guys say it though.

Up here they have midget toss tournaments at bars!!!

 

[HandK]

Ill take a mini HandK! but only if he comes with mini versions of the cool guns you own!

They would be too small to get your finger on the trigger!!

 

[sclark]

Midgets are awesome..they are like kids that you can tell dirty jokes to!
I had a midget friend in high school...he use to get so pissed when I called him a midget...we always thought he was pretty harmless and almost everyone picked on him...we didnt do anything bad to him really,but one day he snapped and whooped the crap out of this dude...he jumped up on a table in the lunch room with a chair in his hands and smoked this kid upside the head with the chair...it was pretty epic! I still picked on him tho...I think I secretly wanted to get in a fight with a midget.

Have you seen the newest Jackass? This reminded me of that.

 

[RelicHound]

They would be too small to get your finger on the trigger!!

I just wanna watch.

 

[RelicHound]

Have you seen the newest Jackass? This reminded me of that.

nope..I heard about a certain bit involving a horse and decided I wasnt gonna watch it.