The life story of a miscreant Glock

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  • HavokCycle

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    Mr. 10 and Ms. 40 are each taking a walk on a summer day. Both are immigrants, and immensely enjoy the freedom of walking around in plain sight, without having to hide themselves.
    They meet, and instantly fall in love.
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    After a short while, their relationship develops, and they make love.
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    Sometimes it gets a bit kinky.
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    Oh c'mon now, thats just unnatural!!
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    With all the the heated passion of the relationship, it isn't long before they're gifted with offspring! Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Glock, its a happy and healthy 9mm! But feed him right, as it seems like he's a bit undersized.
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    Unfortunately, that same previous passion turns into resentment, and the added stress of Junior, Mr Glock gets drunk on bad corrosive ammunition, and takes it out on his mate.
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    With no money left, he cannot afford an attorney, and is imprisoned.
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    Junior winds up in a foster home, with guardians that are nothing like him, and do not understand his Austrian heritage.
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    It isn't long before Junior takes off on his own. With no resources and education, he turns to crime.
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    He can't survive in the the underworld filth, and is quickly caught, sentenced, and winds up sharing a cell with his own father.
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    Thus ends the tragic tale of the Glock family. We should all be fortunate to learn the lessons of others, and appreciate, care for, and nurture our own.
     
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    LANShark42

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    Not sure of the process, but I am convinced they multiply. I bought my first pistol on Dec 28, 2012. Now there are 8 guns in my house - 5 hand guns and 3 long guns. .And I don't see that slowing down any time soon
     

    HavokCycle

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    Not sure of the process, but I am convinced they multiply. I bought my first pistol on Dec 28, 2012. Now there are 8 guns in my house - 5 hand guns and 3 long guns. .And I don't see that slowing down any time soon

    my original thread title was going to be -selective breeding and overpopulation (of my safe)-

    i picked up the G20 today. will fire it tomorrow likely, despite the pending blizzard. i enjoy shooting when its snowing, makes me feel like Jason Bourne :p
    at the time of writing this, i may or may have not been over-caffeinated whilst cradling a new 10mm.
     

    LANShark42

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    my original thread title was going to be -selective breeding and overpopulation (of my safe)-

    i picked up the G20 today. will fire it tomorrow likely, despite the pending blizzard. i enjoy shooting when its snowing, makes me feel like Jason Bourne :p
    at the time of writing this, i may or may have not been over-caffeinated whilst cradling a new 10mm.

    Yeah, there's nothing like the feel of a new gun. Well... Nothing we can talk about here anyway! :yesway:

    (As we speak, I have a new Diamondback DB9 in my pocket. Wanting to get the feel of it, as I think it's going to be my new EDC.)
     
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