Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten

[spasmo]

Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten : St. Lucie County : TCPalm

 

[Rooster Cogburn]

Thank God this wasn't an INGO member. I can only surmise that the "smell of bacon" would've given him away.

 

[straight-shooter]

That's the last time I ever go to Long John Silvers... I'm not taking a chance of getting accused of anything like that!

 

[ATM]

He should check under her fingernails for man bacon.

 

[Panama]

I know a guy, that kept a bottle of after shave in his glove box, we would all load up and go to the titty bar after work once in a while.
He said he kept it in there to use before he went home, so his wife wouldn't smell stripper dust on his face.

He came to work one day with a big ol' black eye, he said he never noticed that his fav-o-rite dancer had started using sparkley sprinkles,
but his wife sure as hell did!

 

[spasmo]

I know a guy, that kept a bottle of after shave in his glove box, we would all load up and go to the titty bar after work once in a while.
He said he kept it in there to use before he went home, so his wife wouldn't smell stripper dust on his face.

He came to work one day with a big ol' black eye, he said he never noticed that his fav-o-rite dancer had started using sparkley sprinkles,
but his wife sure as hell did!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! If you can't tell, I thought that was funny as heck.... so was this really someone you knew or was it you?

 

[Panama]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! If you can't tell, I thought that was funny as heck.... so was this really someone you knew or was it you?

Seriously, it wasn't me!
My wife can trust me in a room full of hookers.

It really was a guy that I worked with and SERIOUSLY she kicked his A$$ big time.
Heck I almost felt sorry for him, but it was just too darn funny!

 

[Joe Williams]

Reckon she should have tried to use a different sense.

 

[turnandshoot4]

When I first read the title I thought a suspicious wife demanded to smell her husbands genitals and she beat them.

 

[spasmo]

yeah, the title should have just read... "Suspicious wife demands to smell husband's genitals" but I was lazy and just copied and pasted.. hehehe

 

[IndyParts]

How do you smell stripper dust? Wouldn't she see the glitter rather than smell the lotion?

 

[dice dealer]

honest honey I ate tuna at lunch today !!!!!!!!

 

[IndyParts]

honest honey I ate tuna at lunch today !!!!!!!!

I always eat in the buff off my crotch! It is a guy thing!

 

[dice dealer]

 

[rhino]

My wife can trust me in a room full of hookers.

Now I'm thinking about myself in a room full of hookers.