Stupid noob question.......

[Cygnus]

I know there are no stupid questions, only stupid people who ask questions. So here goes.....


What's a mall ninja?

 

[Scutter01]

It's a mall cop that takes his job a little too seriously. Take a look at this:

Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines

 

[lacroixdp]

According to here: Urban Dictionary: mall ninja

A term used in forums to mean an unexperienced and enthusiastic weapon(usually a firearm)owner who pretends to be a seasoned operator. The phrase came about as a result of an over the top character in a famous satirical thread.

 

[Cygnus]

Thanks guys. Wow it even has it's own emoticon......I rememebr the mall ninjas of the mid-late 80's. Just called them rentacops.

 

[whiskeytangofoxtrot]

https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...all_ninja_s_and_the_tactical_wheelbarrow.html

More than what you ever wanted to know about mall ninjas and tactical wheelborrows.

 

[joslar15]

It's a mall cop that takes his job a little too seriously. Take a look at this:

Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines

"This is Gecko45, Tango down, Victoria's Secret. Repeat, Tango down, Victoria's Secret. Over."

Gecko45 is trippin', bigtime!

 

[Biggdogg]

"This is Gecko45, Tango down, Victoria's Secret. Repeat, Tango down, Victoria's Secret. Over."

Gecko45 is trippin', bigtime!

Where's the down side of "going down" in Victoria's Secret??

 

[Scout]

Where's the down side of "going down" in Victoria's Secret??

If Stripperella is shopping at the time, nothing!

 

[MyGlockRocks19]

Want to know what a mall ninja is?

Here ya go, ask him....Gecko45 is, as far as I can gather, the original subject of the term "mall ninja". And he's open to questions about it.

CALIBERS • View forum - Ask Gecko45, the original Mall Ninja!

 

[Lucas156]

now thats funny

 

[HandK]

Too funny!! thanks for the links,

 

[twthomas]

Thats some funny stuff right there. I think I may know that guy or at least know a guy JUST like him. This chubby semi-retarded guy I knew a while back who thought he was a corss between DOG the Bounty Hunter and Steven Segal. Very entertaining to listen to him rant about all the bad guys he was tracking for the FBI and such.

 

[Mike G]

I think everyone knows someone who qualifies as a mall ninja.

 

[ramick]

I tried but just could not finish it.

 

[Mike G]

I tried but just could not finish it.

Were you laughing too hard, or just tired of laughing?

 

[KPierce]

That first link from Scutter was just too damn funny. Made my eyes water reading through it all. I took a look at the forum Gecko has and some of the posts there are histerical. Thanks for the laughs guys.

 

[2cool9031]

Just picture a Barney Fife working at a Mall.

 

[kingnereli]

Hey, you guys should be ashamed of yourselves for laughing at Gecko. I new him back when I was a super secret special force black ops produce cart operative back in NAM!!!

 

[BloodEclipse]

Well that was quite a story.

 

[Cygnus]

This funny stuff folks. I only have one questionn:

When does the Mall Ninja movie come out?????







It should star Jim Carey