Statistics on Airport Screening

[TopDog]

Just wanted to share these newly released statistics on Airport screenings.

Year-to-date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

Terrorist Plots Discovered - 0

Transvestites - 133

Hernia’s - 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases - 3,172

Enlarged Prostates - 8,249

Breast Implants - 59,350

Natural Blondes - 3

 

[Cru]

like it

 

[sepe]

I would've guessed there were more trannies and it sounds like quite a few more people need to be doing self exams to catch that enlarged prostate early!

 

[stephen87]

No stats on how many people were affected by Breast Cancer?